Recruiting Football Talk VII

[peaygolf]

Is this true??????

 

[Weezer]

While I was in the hospital waiting for my gallbladder surgery, something odd happened

A man was admitted with 25 toy horses stuck in his rectum ………

Dr’s and nurses said that he was in stable condition

 

[pismonque]

Is this true??????

Isn't that a parody guy?


Edit:
Yep:

 

[Weezer]

PSA…I have worked in x-ray for 35 years. I’ll let you all in on a little secret. We ALL know that you did not slip and fall onto said object in your rectum. We ALL laugh our asses () off at you. Just own up that you were trying to get your freak on.

You talk as if you're familiar with Jack...

 

[Weezer]

Let’s see…renuzit air fresheners…screw drivers…old tv cathode tube…bottles…dildos…a shower head…cell phone…

I could go on.

Have you ever actually found a gerbil, or any other animal?

 

[drvenner]

While I was in the hospital waiting for my gallbladder surgery, something odd happened

A man was admitted with 25 toy horses stuck in his rectum ………

Dr’s and nurses said that he was in stable condition

They gave you a little extra anesthesia, I see.

 

[Weezer]

Is this true??????

No.

 

[Orange.]

Is this true??????

Fake news site.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I was not gonna bring up how you dated Orville Wright. Or was it Wilbur?

 

[peaygolf]

Fake news site.
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Thank you……figured, but wasn’t sure

 

[Orange.]

Thank you……figured, but wasn’t sure

Glad you're doing well!

 

[peaygolf]

They gave you a little extra anesthesia, I see.

Extra morphine……but that’s beside the point

 

[peaygolf]

Glad you're doing well!

Sore af…….but better than it was

Thank you!

 

[CABVOL]

Have you ever actually found a gerbil, or any other animal?

No, thank goodness

 

[BigSteve09]

Inflammation is down some, so they should be able to do the surgery this afternoon.

Appreciate the thoughts.

One of the best things about VN is that we genuinely care about each other. I don’t take that for granted.

Hey man missed all this. Hope you're alright!!

 

[peaygolf]

Hey man missed all this. Hope you're alright!!

Appreciate it. Back home and resting.

 

[Weezer]

I'm ready for more fireworks in recruiting. Still have needs to fill. Staff has been doing a great job.

 

[GoodTimeVol]

Last post on this for me. The ON3 person that made the call had a very rational explanation for the slight drop. You assume it was “politics”. And I suggest capitalizing God. Have a good night.

I keep pointing out the inclement weather, not sure why we are taking an On3 guys word when there job is to generate clicks and subs…they liked him enough to make him a 5 star based on actual game film not routes on air…you have a good morning and thanks for the attempting to form an argument without any actual basis

 

[VolArtillery]

Ahh, the Lord's Day is here. Happy Sunday everyone.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

When you are rated that high, you have to perform. He was not overly impressive at a couple of earlier camps. Elite 11 was a chance to bounce back and he could not play. But the explanation of how drop was based on the other times he did perform not some giant conspiracy.

Everyone seems to have completely forgotten about Arch Manninshoe

 

[VOLINVONORE]

Is this true??????

The University of the South, Sewanee, would like to get some of that SEC TV money.

 

[Jackcrevol]

PSA…I have worked in x-ray for 35 years. I’ll let you all in on a little secret. We ALL know that you did not slip and fall onto said object in your rectum. We ALL laugh our asses () off at you. Just own up that you were trying to get your freak on.

'fell backward on to it.'

the absurdity of it all still makes me laugh. damn you Adam Sandler

Warning: This aint a Church song, or appropriate for youngins.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Is this true??????

im in. dump the shiz box Misery and TAMU teams and lets roll.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I understand Tiger Woods is one of the greatest of all time in Golf but it's really sad to see him struggling like he has the last few years.

If I had his money, I would pull a Shaquille and make my semi retirement advertising and investing.

 

[ALStateLineVol]

The University of the South, Sewanee, would like to get some of that SEC TV money.

I grew up in the valley below too. It would be great to catch some SEC game's on the mountain only :15 min from home.

Go Vols!