Recruiting Football Talk VII

[HalfullVol]

48 points*

NFL is a week to week game. Anyone can beat anyone any week. Bills were averaging 34 PPG coming into today. Never know what will happen though.

AND the time difference

These games overseas are whacky

 

[therickbol]

I have always wondered how Mermaids are conceived.

 

[volbeast33]

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I have to admit that I am not great at buying gifts for my wife. Last year for Christmas, I got her a vacuum cleaner. She said it was the last straw. She went on to add that if I get her any more stupid gifts, she is burning them. So, naturally, for her birthday, I got her a candle.

 

[#Vol4Life1991]

#19 in the ap

NCAA College Football Rankings: AP Top 25 Football Poll

The official page for the AP Top 25 college football poll, a tradition since 1936. Keep up to date and view the latest ranking updates each week.

apnews.com

 

[Smokey123]

To’oto’o just got hurt for the Texans… having a pretty good season

 

[knoxvol52]

AFCA coaches poll has Tennessee at #17 today...Oklahoma moved up to #7 after defeating Texas....

 

[gainesvol82]

I will never forget losing my innocence when I found out how rapey dolphins are.

 

[Govolsman98]

I will never forget losing my innocence when I found out how rapey dolphins are.

I learned it from King of the Hill

 

[MarcoVol]

Most people on the board don’t feel that way about Willie. I assumed you shared their opinion. My apologies

Even the worst D1 DB coach in the country (that’s not Martinez) know more about secondary players than every single poster on this board. If that were not true, we’d have a lot of D1 secondary coaches posting here. I don’t see any. Maybe they only post in the FF.

 

[vols 30]

I like Willie Martinez

Reported

 

[mr.checkerboards]

Oh no.

 

[gainesvol82]

I have always wondered how Mermaids are conceived.

Aquaman's parents.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I have always wondered how Mermaids are conceived.

Not very studious, I see. According to mermaids, they release their eggs, leave, and then some dude comes along and fertilizes them.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

^^^^I thought of Cousin Eddie describing his dog Snots:
"He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'em. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'em finish."

 

[Weezer]

Stupid AP only has us at 19. The much more intelligent coaches' poll has us at 17.

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

 

[mr.checkerboards]

YES PLEASE

 

[engineerVOL]

Could honestly see us losing to bama but beating Uga

Gah…

Last year’s offense was one year too early or this year’s defense was one year too late.

We could’ve won the whole dang thing.

Ifs and buts.

 

[Orange_Crush]

...to the East side, baby.

 

[Glitch]

Copy pasta is internet slang for a post that’s seen and shared everywhere

 

[engineerVOL]

1) Was this the objective? People pay to get humpt by Flipper?

2) If not, guys stand off and film instead of help?

That’s messed up on all accounts.

 

[Glitch]

@Glitch

Cmon man!

I didn't see it until it was too late.

 

[Glitch]

Guy goes into a bar..tells bartender round on me just found out wife is pregnant with 4th child... bartender says congratulations ...guy says I hope it's a boy I have 3 girls just don't know what I'm doing wrong...bartender says way to get a son is to assure you and wife ****** at same time boy guaranteed... well about that time a guy sitting at the bar says that's a damn lie...I have 3 boys and i never have made a woman ******....

Are you the other guy sitting at the bar? Seems like you may be.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I didn't see it until it was too late.









View attachment 585431

good to see you.