Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[DD4ME]

Lol this party talk got me thinking back to when we slapped the IG label on folks.


Injured Gluteus for the less informed.

Was used for any party that got their nose too far out of joint.


For reference purposes:

Gerald Mincey was unable to play against the volunteers this weekend because his IG had caused chaffing so severe he strained his labia sitting to pee.

 

[peaygolf]

Better if I’d seen this yesterday….but still a good question…..



Either:

Kiner


Or Atkins

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Better if I’d seen this yesterday….but still a good question…..



Either:

Kiner
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Or Atkins

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Atkins or Al Wilson

 

[BleedorangeinGA]

Major Proposal:
I personally think this offseason we should hold an official election. There should two parties, the NegaVols and the RationVols. Each party will hold primaries in all the states where posters live. When the delegates are selected each party will hold a convention.

At the RationVols convention an assortment of VFLs and the candidate will speak and the theme will be Make the Game Thread Great Again. They will vote on a platform with issues like, building a wall between the FF and RF, deporting FF illegals, and lowering the cost of Petro's bowls. There will be protester from the FFand LVF outside the convention hall.

At the Negavols convention an speeches will be an array of Zoom calls made by prestigious Negas from their mother's basement or assisted living facilities all over the country and the theme will be Angst and Irrational Doom. The candidate will speak and present their platform covering topics like, firing coaches, the offense is dog sh!t, the defense is hot garbage, losing to backup qbs, and the Georgia St. game. The Negas that could not get in will be protesting outside the arena.

After the conventions there should be a long, hotly contested, election full vicious, hateful, and violent rhetoric. It all ends with election day on last day of media days. The election will be contested. If the RationVols lose they will protest and say that there was election fraud and interference. The NegaVols will contest the election if they win and say they should have won by three touchdowns.

In the end we will all unite and it will be FOOTBALL TIME IN TENNESSEE. WWTFA.

I fall under AnxietyVol, maybe that could be a faction of IndependentVols.

 

[knoxvol52]

Better if I’d seen this yesterday….but still a good question…..



Either:

Kiner
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Or Atkins

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Reggie White, hands down..

 

[walkenvol]

Only bumping because his story was on the “Today” show this morning. Anybody else see it? Good publicity for UT.

Is this it?

 

[rikberry31]

I like Soccer, count me for that party..

I respect that. I only used soccer because it's like being members of Dungeons and Dragons club, nobody scores.

 

[Volunteer821]

Heading up to Ohio to hunt our farm Sunday. Big boys are definitely starting to move in daylight according to cell cams. Goodluck!

Those deer are tanks up there, nothing like the dogs we have down here. Guy I used to play ball with hunts up there, strictly bow hunts and they are just enormous up there. Good luck to you as well, gonna need a pic or two of what you get. We've got a 9 and an 8 on camera that my son is hunting, they're good size for here, but that's because everyone has feeders and feeds them all year. I can't do it, I get nothing out of shooting deer in a barrel.

 

[UTSuave’]

@pismonque @volbeast33 @knoxvol52

 

[rikberry31]

Auburn does have more talent but they’ve put up some terrible performances at home already. Public is on AUB ML but +8 Vandy as of right now. Gonna be keeping an eye on this one

I agree Auburn is perfect capable of playing some really bad football.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[pismonque]

@pismonque @volbeast33 @knoxvol52

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Well, that Game 5 fifth inning was certainly a spectacularly inept display.

 

[Devo182]

Or just target highly leveraged officials or get dirt on them and threaten to go public with it and threaten their families.

 

[Volunteer821]

Did you hear about the constipated math teacher?
She worked it out with a pencil.

I was very talented when I was young, my dad used to tell me that he knew I would be a great artist by the way I draw flies.

Those are real dad jokes that my dad would tell all the time........sorry I had to do that.

 

[Devo182]

Yea I'm thinking this game will be tied early on

I'd put money on it being a tied game at opening kickoff. Got a hunch

 

[rikberry31]

Better if I’d seen this yesterday….but still a good question…..



Either:

Kiner
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Or Atkins

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I'd go with Atkins for the main course, a side of Jim Reynolds, and Al Wilson for Desert. If Al Wilson played under the same rules as Atkins and Reynolds he would have been just as mean. Doug Atkins would play in one game in today's game and be charged with aggravated assault.

 

[Devo182]

there are plenty of 'hot' WOMEN, who can discuss social security. More specifically that can also discuss their 401Ks.

 

[DD4ME]

Reggie White, hands down..

Lb for Lb - EB for me



What guy put his body in harms way without fear more than EB?

 

[rikberry31]

I fall under AnxietyVol, maybe that could be a faction of IndependentVols.

"Have you ever had to stop watching a game that the Vols were winning because you were afraid they would blow it and you wouldn't be able to handle that?" .... Then you might be AnxieVol.

 

[DD4ME]

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What a beautiful morning to be in the woods. Took today off to take my boy hunting, ruts in high gear.

Copperhead?

 

[rikberry31]

@pismonque @volbeast33 @knoxvol52

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I've won a lot of ballgames with that philosophy.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[GiggerVol]

Well, I started the thread on Tuesday and was just logging in to finish it out. I'm in the waiting room of the counseling office, as my son is in session.

There is no salt in this comment... I'm working two full-time jobs and trying to keep my head above water while keeping my family a family. As I've said before, I can't contribute like I used to and if the forum really wants to take over the thread, I'll bow out. I will always have it up by gametime, but I can't commit to having it done by a certain time before that. Once again, no salt here. It's just the facts of where I am in life, and if the board has different expectations that I can't fulfill, then that is completely ok with me. I don't own anything here. I appreciate the honor of insisting that I do it, and I'll do it, but it's got to fit into my life, because I'm responsible to manage my priorities.

Nothing but prayers and well wishes for you, your son and entire family.

 

[Devo182]

Well, he should have let us know Tuesday morning, then. Like I said, I've always liked the guy; I think everyone does. But @nicksjuzunk needs to give this thread timely notice so someone else can make the thread when he cannot do it. It's not complicated. And no one would fault him for saying he needs a fill-in any given week.

He's making this an issue for no reason at all.

We need chill. Nicksjuzunk's GOAT'd. He probably has more IRL relationships on this board than anyone.
Plenty of us have his contact info.

Guy just has real shiz responsibiities, unlike some of us. Leave him be bru If he's out, anyone is free to fill-in...except @Glitch he has bad juju...


Edit: I see he's since posted. Choose joy.

 

[LittleVol]

lol what? He’s in line to be the starter next year. Why on earth would he transfer?

Bro he’s not even RB3 right now.

He needs to learn to practice all the way. Just like Keith, Sampson, Bishop.

I see no reason he would jump Bishop. Maybe Lewis??

He’s got to be available. People need to stop hyping him up. Let him prove himself…