Force that water down!
I also enjoy watching the Pianist whilst stomach bugged
Something about watching worse suffering helps...
Guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "For $25, I'll show you the most amazing thing you'll ever see."
"OK. What ya got?" He slides $25 across the bar.
The bartender pulls out a tiny grand piano and stool. He sets a guy in a tuxedo, about a foot tall, on the stool, who then begins playing the most beautiful, complex song you've ever heard.
"That's amazing! Where did you get him?!"
"From a genie," the bartender answers.
"For $1000, can I have a wish?"
"You bet!"
The money is exchanged. The bartender produces a bottle, which the man promptly rubs.
The genie appears and looks questioningly at the bartender, who nods. "One wish. What will it be?"
"I want a million bucks."
The genie nods and then turns to smoke that goes back into the bottle. At first, nothing happens. As the man starts getting cross, the bartender says, "Just wait."
A few minutes later, a duck walks into the bar. Then three more. Then five. Then 50. Then 1000, until eventually the bar is shoulder deep in ducks.
"This is BS!" the man yells. "I asked for a million BUCKS! Not a million DUCKS!"
The bartender nods. "Did you actually think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"