Their daddy/brother, mother/sister sucks. Their cousins suck. Grandpa/uncle, grandma/aunt...they most definitely suck. Bear Bryant sucks, and Saban has seconds. Wimp Sanderson sucks. Sweet Home Alabama sucks. Lynyrd Skynyrd sucks for singing it (although, i love everything else; yet, I almost hate them...with a passion...for singing that piece of sh!t). I do love The Swampers, but they suck, as well. Joe Namath sucks. Derek Henry sucks. David Palmer, he's beneath even sucking. Auburn sucks. Channing Tatum, Carl Lewis, Truman Capote, Harper Lee, Lionel Richie, Mia Hamm, Rosa Parks, Jesse Owens, Walter Goggins, Condoleezza Rice, Bo Jackson, Gucci Mane, Hank Aaron, and Helen Keller...suck.
Their elephant sucks some more. Their...