Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[quadlee21]

Genetics trump it all though

I heard Harrison Bailey hand picked his on genetics

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

All in. Just bet a quarter for HB to win the Heisman. Got good odds.

I thought this was some betting slang I wasn’t familiar with, but no, you actually bet a quarter lulz

 

[Rishvol]

In actual fact, @engineerVOL was not an actual engineer. Many years later, Volnation would discover that he just purchased LEGO City sets from EBay and just played in the basement all day with children’s toys

What's wrong with that?

 

[engineerVOL]

Speaking of genetics, this is disconcerting:

Man's Semen Only Shows DNA of His Donor after Bone Marrow Transplant

(TLDR version: man has bone marrow transplant, donor’s DNA shows up in recipient’s sperm)

 

[engineerVOL]

In actual fact, @engineerVOL was not an actual engineer. Many years later, Volnation would discover that he just purchased LEGO City sets from EBay and just played in the basement all day with children’s toys

LEGO convention guy says get on my level:

 

[tn88volfan]

Guys, I lost my cat Smokey yesterday. I know most of you are probably dog guys, and I was too, but he became my best friend. We'd watch every game together and drink coffee on the porch every morning. I am absolutely crushed. This is how he'd watch the games with me View attachment 256920

our animals are family members, i prefer them over most people

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Guys, I lost my cat Smokey yesterday. I know most of you are probably dog guys, and I was too, but he became my best friend. We'd watch every game together and drink coffee on the porch every morning. I am absolutely crushed. This is how he'd watch the games with me View attachment 256920

That sucks man..my cat is my bud too.

 

[bluegrasser]

I heard Harrison Bailey hand picked his on genetics

I had heard the same thing. Upon investigating, I discovered some old newspaper clippings that seem to indicate the following:
*In the year 2034, after finishing up another record-setting NFL season, all-pro quarterback Harrison Bailey spent his off season developing a time machine.
* He decided to travel back in time 90 years to observe key moments in WWII history, given that he was also a world-renowned amateur historian.
* in the process of jumping back forward to 2034, his time machine was hit by a stray German artillery shell and knocked the time/space continuum askance.
* He arrived in Georgia in 1999, right during the peak of pre-Y2K hysteria. He accidentally bumped into his own father, who was suffering anxiety about the possible upcoming computer cataclysm.
* Seeking to calm his future dad’s fears, Harrison shared some 2034-era CBD oil with his dad. In the process, he passed along his own genetics via the tincture dropper, thereby setting the stage for his own future greatness.
* There is still a small shrine in a corner of Europe devoted to the unusual “armored machine” that saved an entire platoon of Allied soldiers from German shelling. It was reported to have mysteriously appeared, piloted by an individual of tremendous stature and charisma, then disappeared after deflecting a German bombing barrage. One of the soldiers who would later tell journalists of this wild account was none other than John Anderson Bailey, Harrison’s own great grandfather.

 

[Catbone]

Speaking of genetics, this is disconcerting:

Man's Semen Only Shows DNA of His Donor after Bone Marrow Transplant

(TLDR version: man has narrow transplant, donor’s DNA shows up in recipient’s sperm)

Talk about being the ultimate cuck

 

[Volbucky]

I had heard the same thing. Upon investigating, I discovered some old newspaper clippings that seem to indicate the following:
*In the year 2034, after finishing up another record-setting NFL season, all-pro quarterback Harrison Bailey spent his off season developing a time machine.
* He decided to travel back in time 90 years to observe key moments in WWII history, given that he was also a world-renowned amateur historian.
* in the process of jumping back forward to 2034, his time machine was hit by a stray German artillery shell and knocked the time/space continuum askance.
* He arrived in Georgia in 1999, right during the peak of pre-Y2K hysteria. He accidentally bumped into his own father, who was suffering anxiety about the possible upcoming computer cataclysm.
* Seeking to calm his future dad’s fears, Harrison shared some 2034-era CBD oil with his dad. In the process, he passed along his own genetics via the tincture dropper, thereby setting the stage for his own future greatness.
* There is still a small shrine in a corner of Europe devoted to the unusual “armored machine” that saved an entire platoon of Allied soldiers from German shelling. It was reported to have mysteriously appeared, piloted by an individual of tremendous stature and charisma, then disappeared after deflecting a German bombing barrage. One of the soldiers who would later tell journalists of this wild account was none other than John Anderson Bailey, Harrison’s own great grandfather.

You got a job bro?

 

[drvenner]

Good morning. It is complete:
View attachment 256901
Now if I can find a tiny Waffle House to build outside Gate 10 ramp....

Nice jumbotron

 

[Orangeburst]

The key is to not do too much cardio and not ever need to diet them off. Managing weight well in adolescence while developing is the best way to be lean and curvy. Genetics trump it all though

Have you let Bass know yet?

 

[Devo182]

Exactly
11 already enrolled
11 more signed
3 more committed
And he makes the 6th transfer

Some of those transfers are walkons, like we have done. Also had room to backcount, apparently.

 

[drvenner]

Guys, I lost my cat Smokey yesterday. I know most of you are probably dog guys, and I was too, but he became my best friend. We'd watch every game together and drink coffee on the porch every morning. I am absolutely crushed. This is how he'd watch the games with me View attachment 256920

Very sorry to hear. All pets are family.

 

[Ron Swanson]

All in. Just bet a quarter for HB to win the Heisman. Got good odds.

Haha nice. But if he does somehow win the award you’re going be kicking yourself you only dropped a quarter!

 

[SpringBokVol]

All in. Just bet a quarter for HB to win the Heisman. Got good odds.

You are going to be pissed you didn't bet $100 when it hits.

 

[SpringBokVol]

Haha nice. But if he does somehow win the award you’re going be kicking yourself you only dropped a quarter!

I got swanson'd - but for real, he would be pissed!!!

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Have you let Bass know yet?

My mans doesn’t do the cardio

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

My mans doesn’t do the cardio

Neither does Brian Shaw

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Neither does Brian Shaw

For the last time, no. I am not switching you to the Brian Shaw diet

 

[Billy Antrim]

Guys, I lost my cat Smokey yesterday. I know most of you are probably dog guys, and I was too, but he became my best friend. We'd watch every game together and drink coffee on the porch every morning. I am absolutely crushed. This is how he'd watch the games with me View attachment 256920

Sorry about your loss, man. We have 2 cats and 2 dogs and we treasure them every day.

 

[you]

Good morning. It is complete:
View attachment 256901
Now if I can find a tiny Waffle House to build outside Gate 10 ramp....

How much?

 

[RikidyBones]

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

For the last time, no. I am not switching you to the Brian Shaw diet

I hate you

 

[quadlee21]

I get 100,000