Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

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100,000 comments. We've all wasted a ton of time on this thread and covered almost every topic except politics. Time to shut it down and move to Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

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nicksjuzunk said:
For the last time, no. I am not switching you to the Brian Shaw diet
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Why not ? look at his protein intake

It's the last supper for Shaw, and he ends the day with a treat: four slices of cheesecake, and one more 80-gram protein shake. It all adds up to 1,650 calories, bringing Shaw's final count to just over 12,000 calories. Feeling ambitious? Try this diet on for size.
 
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mrmax86 said:
All in. Just bet a quarter for HB to win the Heisman. Got good odds.
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You should have just given me the $25k and I could've kicked you in the nuts. Same result, except I would've had $25k.

EDIT: I see that you actually bet a quarter. I would therefore amend my previous statement to the following:

You should have just given me the $0.25 and I could've kicked you in the nuts. Same result, except I would've had $0.25.
 
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bluegrasser said:
I had heard the same thing. Upon investigating, I discovered some old newspaper clippings that seem to indicate the following:
*In the year 2034, after finishing up another record-setting NFL season, all-pro quarterback Harrison Bailey spent his off season developing a time machine.
* He decided to travel back in time 90 years to observe key moments in WWII history, given that he was also a world-renowned amateur historian.
* in the process of jumping back forward to 2034, his time machine was hit by a stray German artillery shell and knocked the time/space continuum askance.
* He arrived in Georgia in 1999, right during the peak of pre-Y2K hysteria. He accidentally bumped into his own father, who was suffering anxiety about the possible upcoming computer cataclysm.
* Seeking to calm his future dad’s fears, Harrison shared some 2034-era CBD oil with his dad. In the process, he passed along his own genetics via the tincture dropper, thereby setting the stage for his own future greatness.
* There is still a small shrine in a corner of Europe devoted to the unusual “armored machine” that saved an entire platoon of Allied soldiers from German shelling. It was reported to have mysteriously appeared, piloted by an individual of tremendous stature and charisma, then disappeared after deflecting a German bombing barrage. One of the soldiers who would later tell journalists of this wild account was none other than John Anderson Bailey, Harrison’s own great grandfather.
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Well, I feel pretty inadequate now.

All I’ve got are my little one liners: The Bermuda Triangle used to actually be the Bermuda Square, but Harrison Bailey was seeing if he could throw a ball from Marietta into the Atlantic Ocean, and knocked off one of the corners.
 
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utkevdawg1 said:
100,000 comments. We've all wasted a ton of time on this thread and covered almost every topic except politics. Time to shut it down and move to Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

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Thank god politics is off limits in here----Freak knew what he was doing with that rule :):)
 
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