Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[drvenner]

I hope the McFlurry machine in Tuscaloosa is always broken

I hope they put grape nuts in the froot loop dispenser

 

[avolation]

It’s actually a really interesting photo. So much going on.

If someone were to paint it, I may order a 60 inch print

That’ll be $200 or $2,000 for the NFT.

 

[volatil]

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That’ll be $200 or $2,000 for the NFT.

Lmao

I’d buy this

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

I hope they put grape nuts in the froot loop dispenser

I hope he always finds his chocolate chip cookies to be oatmeal raisin instead.

 

[engineerVOL]

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That’ll be $200 or $2,000 for the NFT.

Hhahahahahaha

 

[drvenner]

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That’ll be $200 or $2,000 for the NFT.

WTH? It's not even signed!!

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

“Safety”

Now an error for the masked crusader. I don’t think enough oxygen is getting to his brain.

 

[jakez4ut]

Finished at 1030. Dude did work. Kept a smile on his face thru it all. Color me impressed. I'd of been cussing.. Lol

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Can we do one of those Facebook things where they recreate it in 20 years.

Id like to have it recreated when we play them this year and Burrell takes one to the house.

 

[SweetasSoda]

i played baseball, anyone?

Jack, you're making this cheerleader feel like all the lessons I'm getting in here are really working.

 

[SweetasSoda]

Selfish ass generation has more perspective than a bunch of adults on here. Wishing ill on a good kid because he is leaving an arbitrary school you've decided to like to an arbitrary school you've decided to hate. Yeah. Definitely these damn kids wrong in this one

 

[SweetasSoda]

Add Dale Jones to that list. And Hacksaw Reynolds

Two of my all time favorites

 

[JCVol00]

Bruin got really mad when he took a practice off to go to his prom. Said he clearly wasn't committed.

Oh yea, shame on a 17 year old for going out to enjoy one last evening with his hs classmates

 

[Devo182]

I hope the McFlurry machine in Tuscaloosa is always broken

I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue
From a razor in a paper cup

I hope every soda you drink already shaken up

I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun

I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's

I hope there's always snow in your driveway

I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays

I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket

I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen

I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck

And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill **** on your shirt.

 

[Devo182]

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That’ll be $200 or $2,000 for the NFT.

Going for $2mm. 2nd owner. May be stolen. No intarviews.

 

[SweetasSoda]

I hope he wakes up suddenly with a leg cramp

I don't know why this just made laugh hysterically.

 

[SweetasSoda]

Thanks for the laughs y'all!

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Which one of you nerds ordered the Toot Chinese jersey?

@Bassmaster_Vol
@Big Gucci Sosa
@nicksjuzunk

all of us

 

[Catbone]

SNLs garbage ass show just tanked doge lmao

 

[engineerVOL]

Best game of the year for a baseball fan. Four rallies to steal a W.

#ForTheA

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Going for $2mm. 2nd owner. May be stolen. No intarviews.View attachment 367008

Best drawing in Vol Nation History.

 

[Smokeytom]

I hope HT develops an allergy for grass.

 

[SweetasSoda]

I hope HT develops an allergy for grass.

 

[reVOLution33]

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. You all are the best.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Lmao

I’d buy this

Hanging in your office......

Colleague: "How cute. Did your little one draw that for you?"

Volatil: "Nope. Paid $200 for it from a guy on Volnation. It's the real deal. Got the certificate of authentication and everything. "