Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Orangeredblooded]

What's funny is I'm not even close to being the oldest. Weezer us much older, at least in dog years.

God love you, put the readers on next time so you don’t misspell is. I’m only here to help.

 

[Weezer]

What's funny is I'm not even close to being the oldest. Weezer us much older, at least in dog years.

Yeah, but in real years, I didn't set sail on Noah's Ark like you did.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I've never understood at what step of the **** taking process I'm supposedly contaminating my phone.

Maybe public restrooms I guess. But at home I touch the toilet seat which is about as clean as anything else all things considered... And then I put my phone away to finish my business, and then I don't touch my phone again until I've washed my hands.

Are you taking a poop differently then me?

fecal blooms.

 

[Devo182]

I just don't find women who would sooner rip my penis off with their bare hands that attractive. But maybe that's just a me thing?

That's every HJ ever

The "rip your dangle off" girl is merely the early version of the seriously dangerous bad BJ girl

 

[InVOLuntary]

God love you, put the readers on next time so you don’t misspell is. I’m only here to help.

I didn't want to go there but aren't you and doc older than me?

 

[Jackcrevol]

sorry to dissappoint.

 

[Weezer]

That's every HJ ever

The "rip your dangle off" girl is merely the early version of the seriously dangerous bad BJ girl

Big difference between over exuberance and pure hate.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I didn't want to go there but aren't you and doc older than me?

 

[Weezer]

some dudes like that.

drove up to Mtn City other day. Pulled over to use the phone, last place with cell service. Look in rear view, and see, standing about 50 ft away next to its car is a guy in bikini wearing heels and wig.

To each his own. If you're own here bro, i didnt tell anyone...till now.

Girls with big muscles don't do it for me. Female body builders turn me into wee willie winkie. When their pecs are so big they don't have boobs....ew.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Girls with big muscles don't do it for me. Female body builders turn me into wee willie winkie. When their pecs are so big they don't have boobs....ew.

lol. i get it man. you dont have to explain.

 

[Weezer]

Speaking of really old people, @BaldBiker is still MIA.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

lol. i get it man. you dont have to explain.

I wished he didn’t.

 

[Glitch]

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[Ten_Titans]

It’s like licking your fingers when you are eating. Just unnecessary and low class.

. Is licking your fingers while eating still low class if you are by yourself in your own damn house? Because I've never pooped with an audience before lol. I think I'm not gonna worry about classy poops and just watch YouTube.

 

[jacobyvoln27]

Girls with big muscles don't do it for me. Female body builders turn me into wee willie winkie. When their pecs are so big they don't have boobs....ew.

I can not agree, sorry!

 

[Weezer]

I can not agree, sorry!
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Who put that woman's head on a man's body? Albeit with boobs.

 

[CO Vol]

Sorry, I don’t think women are supposed to look like that. Not my style. Be a nice arm wrestling companion though.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I can not agree, sorry!
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very pretty woman. fortunately my wife is also. and doesnt have big muscles

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Rapinoe seems to be very in the middle. She is far from an unhealthy weight. Much closer to the average woman than the airbrushed "angels".

All in all probably a good shift for the mental health of daughters and young women everywhere. They're already blasted with enough unrealistic and negative body images as it is and have to deal with people valuing them for their looks.

I bet you're with a real dog..

 

[Glitch]

Today... Is a very bad day... It became an "I told you so" for my wife. I got some beef jerky that is flavored "flamin hot" she said "don't eat that... It's gonna be miserable on the way out." I said "psh. I'm a coneseur of the spicy meat-a-ball in expert fashion. My guts are sealed to perfection"

So here I am on the toilet. Smh.

 

[Brillovol]

 

[Glitch]

They certainly would not prefer her.

She seems like she would be attracted to the more manly characteristics in her lesbian partners.

 

[Glitch]

Are you talking to the guys or the gals?

People don't say "gals" anymore, grandpa.

 

[Glitch]

I just don't find women who would sooner rip my penis off with their bare hands that attractive. But maybe that's just a me thing?

 

[Glitch]

I think all of our penii are safe.

I'm gonna leave mine in my wife's protective custody, just to be on the safe side.