Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[butchna]

She might have bigger muscles than you...

No “might” about it! Wouldn’t enter a pene measuring contest against her either.

 

[Glitch]

sorry to dissappoint.

TWHS.

 

[butchna]

She seems like she would be attracted to the more manly characteristics in her lesbian partners.

Very at home with a urinal.

 

[Glitch]

very pretty woman. fortunately my wife is also. and doesnt have big muscles

I like a feminine woman. That is why my wife is perfect. She is fit but doesn't have veins popping out of her biceps.

 

[Glitch]

Very at home with a urinal.

I would probably be jealous but I am not going to ask for a measuring contest.

 

[butchna]

I would probably be jealous but I am not going to ask for a measuring contest.

Make way for progress…urinate at home.

 

[you]

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Friend of mine that I work with found these for sale today. Gonna pick them up for me at $7 each. Cool find.

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have two of those myself

 

[nicksjuzunk]

A strong ass fist at that.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Today... Is a very bad day... It became an "I told you so" for my wife. I got some beef jerky that is flavored "flamin hot" she said "don't eat that... It's gonna be miserable on the way out." I said "psh. I'm a coneseur of the spicy meat-a-ball in expert fashion. My guts are sealed to perfection"

So here I am on the toilet. Smh.

 

[engineerVOL]

Today... Is a very bad day... It became an "I told you so" for my wife. I got some beef jerky that is flavored "flamin hot" she said "don't eat that... It's gonna be miserable on the way out." I said "psh. I'm a coneseur of the spicy meat-a-ball in expert fashion. My guts are sealed to perfection"

So here I am on the toilet. Smh.

You’re going to have a singed barnacle and soooo many hemorrhoids. RIP.

 

[Glitch]

Make way for progress…urinate at home.

I do but I have a wife and three daughters. I haven't stood to pee in my house in almost 16 years.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I like a feminine woman. That is why my wife is perfect. She is fit but doesn't have veins popping out of her biceps.

exactly

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

No “might” about it! Wouldn’t enter a pene measuring contest against her either.

Nope...don't matter how much penis envy she has..she won't ever be a man.

 

[Glitch]

exactly

What do you mean "exactly"?! Stay away from my wife you pervert!

 

[jacobyvoln27]

Who put that woman's head on a man's body? Albeit with boobs.

Weezer, I agree with you give me a curved fit girl all day like my wife, but do not say muscular women can not be sexy?

 

[Glitch]

Weezer, I agree with you give me a curved fit girl all day like my wife, but do not say muscular women can not be sexy?

There is a difference in fit and muscular that I think you are missing.

 

[Catbone]

There is a difference in fit and muscular that I think you are missing.
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Ew

 

[engineerVOL]

Mizzou Starting RHP…

 

[jacobyvoln27]

There is a difference in fit and muscular that I think you are missing.
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Ummm hell no, but UGA grandpa on the right likes

 

[Volnerd]

I am thankful that my soccer playing granddaughter admires Alex Morgan instead of Meghan Rapinoe.

 

[ACvol3]

Mizzou Starting RHP…

He any good?

 

[engineerVOL]

He any good?

I dunno. Played outfield first year. Played pitcher for first time this past season. I think he was 4-2?

 

[Glitch]

Mizzou Starting RHP…

Bwahahahahahabaha

 

[TrippieRedd]

He any good?

Really high walk rate

 

[drvenner]

I've never understood at what step of the **** taking process I'm supposedly contaminating my phone.

Maybe public restrooms I guess. But at home I touch the toilet seat which is about as clean as anything else all things considered... And then I put my phone away to finish my business, and then I don't touch my phone again until I've washed my hands.

Are you taking a poop differently then me?

You don't have to defend your phone poop practices. As a matter of fact, please don't detail your phone poop practices.