Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Weezer]

Love one, ya love em all.

Come back to the light side. You still have time

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Who do you cheer for in MLB?

 

[Weezer]

Damn. What a shot by Ice Trae.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Has she dropped the kids at the pool yet?

Unfortunately no…

 

[InVOLuntary]

Did your hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school today.

It was a tragedy until someone woke him up.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Thank goodness for them...amirite?

Actually yes…funny how it’s worked out but my son looks like me and has my wife’s eyes. My daughter looks like my wife with my eyes.

 

[Weezer]

Did your hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school today.

It was a tragedy until someone woke him up.

 

[Weezer]

Hawks are gonna lose.

 

[Weezer]

Who do you cheer for in MLB?

@Devo182 must cheer for one of those northern teams....

 

[JB_Vol]

I'm getting rid of my vacuum cleaner.

All it does is collect dust.

It sucks!

 

[nicksjuzunk]

This guy: “9 waffles in 15 hrs: no one should ever try this. I puked my guts out!”

Me (as I start on my tenth for breakfast): “It’ll be fine. I’ll burn off the extra calories mowing the yard today, no problem.”

Seriously, what’s wrong with this dude? I would smash a dozen by lunch and be a happy man

 

[Glitch]

What do you call the security guard at the samsung store?

Spoiler: ??????????

Guardian of the Galaxy.

I thought my wife might actually like this one. No sex for me for a good long while thanks to @InVOLuntary .

 

[Jackcrevol]

I'm getting rid of my vacuum cleaner.

All it does is collect dust.

Hate to keep going around and around on vacuums here but, you're obviously bristling with enthusiasm here, lots of attachments to the subject. It's just not my bag.

 

[Weezer]

I thought my wife might actually like this one. No sex for me for a good long while thanks to @InVOLuntary .
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Probably not the first sex life he's ruined.

 

[Devo182]

Hope the Jazz beat the Clippers in the late game.

Torn between the underdogs and continuing to get to see KD put up epic performances.

 

[Devo182]

Who do you cheer for in MLB?

Honestly our Vols are my only baseball team

Otherwise it's boring to me. Played way too much as a youngster and just got burnt out on the entire game.

That said, I could watch the Vols play tiddly winks if they were in the World Series of Tiddly Winks.

 

[Weezer]

Torn between the underdogs and continuing to get to see KD put up epic performances.

Boo KD. I hope the Bucks win tomorrow.

 

[Devo182]

@Devo182 must cheer for one of those northern teams....

The only team I ever cared about was the Rockies...when I was a kid. Helton.

Besides that, I just rooted against the Braves. All GA and FL teams can GIT. I would add Alabama teams...except they're a 3rd world country and have zero professional teams

 

[Ten_Titans]

Brooks and Bryson are currently tied.

I got 25 bucks on the weirdo.

 

[VolGee4]

Not much worse than living by a baseball stadium...but with your back turned to it.

15 straight minutes of fireworks currently...guess they won...I can hear them...but can't see them Sounds like a daggam war zone and cats are freaking out

Stadium in Asheville? We stayed in an Airbnb a few years ago, and it wasn’t far away. I ran while there and ended up in the stadium parking lot.

 

[Devo182]

Boo KD. I hope the Bucks win tomorrow.

Yeah I'd love to see Giannis go futher finally too.

He's due...except he always blows it. He'll either break his mold in the next 2-4 years or go down as one of the biggest letdowns in recent memory. He can either go go Kawhi mode or Carmelo mode.

 

[Devo182]

Stadium in Asheville? We stayed in an Airbnb a few years ago, and it wasn’t far away. I ran while there and ended up in the stadium parking lot.

Yup.

You'd walk right by it if you didn't know it was there. Decent little stadium...just very inconspicuous.

 

[SweetasSoda]

Go Scotland

Yes!

No idea what you're talking about since I jumped to the end, but yes! Wish I could say it in Gaelic! Does Scotland have a soccer team?

 

[UTMVol76]

Yes!

No idea what you're talking about since I jumped to the end, but yes! Wish I could say it in Gaelic! Does Scotland have a soccer team?

They do. I don’t know a whole lot, but seeing as my people were once there, I cheer for them...and William Wallace.

 

[TrippieRedd]

DaJon Terry is a large man

 

[engineerVOL]

There’s savagery… then there’s this…