Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[thistime]

The four types of Vol fans:

1, The Sunshine Pumper: Identified by the never ending positive attitude and eats Unicorn Poop every morning. Great people but can grow old......QUICK.

2. The Gloom and Doomer: Identified by the continuous blathering of impending doom. The first thing they do in the morning is gouge a kitchen fork in their leg several times to set the mood for the day.

3. The Side Jumper: Identified by the uncanny ability to turn on the coach, team, admin, individual player etc. at any time during the season, game or even play. Can have a coach fired or enshrined in the Hall of Fame five times during the same game Every morning reads 20 articles in every sporting site then comes to Volnation to see how they should think.

4. The Old Vol Fan: Identified by the dazed and often confused look on their face. They have been trampled by the opposing opinions of fans, writers, ESPN and a team that's performance has been both uplifting and dumbfounding from play to play. Every morning drinks the Kool Aid, faces toward The Hill and smiles.

 

[SweetasSoda]

@Bassmaster_Vol On3 is not what you were hinting at last night was it?

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

@Bassmaster_Vol On3 is not what you were hinting at last night was it?

No

What he was hinting at is much more significant for our team and would be awesome

 

[SweetasSoda]

No

What he was hinting at is much more significant for our team and would be awesome

TY! AP needs to take lessons.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

TB says internally there is a lot of confidence in the secondary because the scheme has been simplified for them. Pruitt made it too complicated, confusing the players preventing them from playing full speed.

It's also one of the few areas that I think previous staff knew how to recruit well at. Lots of talent in the secondary and if they can play fast without thinking we'll see some strides in that area. Willie lets his boys fly around and make plays and Heupel's offense likes getting positions in plenty.

 

[engineerVOL]

No

What he was hinting at is much more significant for our team and would be awesome

Man. I gotta get on this email list.

 

[BigSteve09]

The four types of Vol fans:

1, The Sunshine Pumper: Identified by the never ending positive attitude and eats Unicorn Poop every morning. Great people but can grow old......QUICK.

2. The Gloom and Doomer: Identified by the continuous blathering of impending doom. The first thing they do in the morning is gouge a kitchen fork in their leg several times to set the mood for the day.

3. The Side Jumper: Identified by the uncanny ability to turn on the coach, team, admin, individual player etc. at any time during the season, game or even play. Can have a coach fired or enshrined in the Hall of Fame five times during the same game Every morning reads 20 articles in every sporting site then comes to Volnation to see how they should think.

4. The Old Vol Fan: Identified by the dazed and often confused look on their face. They have been trampled by the opposing opinions of fans, writers, ESPN and a team that's performance has been both uplifting and dumbfounding from play to play. Every morning drinks the Kool Aid, faces toward The Hill and smiles.

I am this guy. He looks like all 7 stages of grief in one. I respect and understand it. He probably fits your 4th type.

 

[engineerVOL]

It's also one of the few areas that I think previous staff knew how to recruit well at. Lots of talent in the secondary and if they can play fast without thinking we'll see some strides in that area. Willie lets his boys fly around and make plays and Heupel's offense likes getting positions in plenty.

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Disregard… I’m too old to twitter

 

[Dudley Smith]

hmm.

Austin Price just saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to GEICO?

 

[Adam2014]

 

[BigSteve09]

Great.

 

[pierce60]

In before people start talking about conflict on the staff, Golesh and Heupel fighting and everyone not being on the same page.....

 

[TheMagnificantOne]

 

[Ten_Titans]

We didn’t suck with butch ....

Butch didn't get us the worst record we've ever had in program history (in his fifth season) ?

Must have been a bad dream.

 

[beneVOLence]

Whom are we to blame or give praise?

 

[Ten_Titans]

Whom are we to blame or give praise?

What other reason is there to ask? Lol

 

[BigOrangeVols]

The four types of Vol fans:

1, The Sunshine Pumper: Identified by the never ending positive attitude and eats Unicorn Poop every morning. Great people but can grow old......QUICK.

2. The Gloom and Doomer: Identified by the continuous blathering of impending doom. The first thing they do in the morning is gouge a kitchen fork in their leg several times to set the mood for the day.

3. The Side Jumper: Identified by the uncanny ability to turn on the coach, team, admin, individual player etc. at any time during the season, game or even play. Can have a coach fired or enshrined in the Hall of Fame five times during the same game Every morning reads 20 articles in every sporting site then comes to Volnation to see how they should think.

4. The Old Vol Fan: Identified by the dazed and often confused look on their face. They have been trampled by the opposing opinions of fans, writers, ESPN and a team that's performance has been both uplifting and dumbfounding from play to play. Every morning drinks the Kool Aid, faces toward The Hill and smiles.

5. Apathetic Vol fan that will watch better games on TV while Tennessee is playing

 

[BigOrangeVols]

Great.

That guy is so drunk. I love this gif.

 

[SoilVol]

From an Athletic article about the investigations:

“Tennessee loosely plans to announce self-imposed sanctions before the season begins, the first source said, but it may wait if the administration cannot agree on sanctions or if it wants to wait and see how the NCAA, on less solid ground than ever, looks as the sands in college sports continue to shift.”

If the season starts poorly, self impose a bowl ban. If it starts well. Do nothing.

 

[engineerVOL]

If the season starts poorly, self impose a bowl ban. If it starts well. Do nothing.

Thing is, we’ve done something already. Lots of it actually. NCAA can pound sand, Vols are riding into a bowl game.

 

[butchna]

Nothing burger catering to fan fiction. Daniels was always going to UGA and King was heavily recruited. Howell would have never stuck with us even if he had chosen us over FSU. There was NOTHING we did in 2018 that would have prevented a flip to his hometown school with Mack Brown doing his new guy sales pitch. Mike is lazy.

 

[butchna]

Maybe they are leaving Rivals for On3?

Why wouldn’t Hubbs be the one to announce?

 

[butchna]

Haynes King projects to be one of the best QBs in the country? I'll believe that **** when it happens.

Still hasn’t won the job over Calzada.

 

[Glitch]

Word?

Radical.