My Take:
Kiffin: Hey Coach Golesh!
Golesh: I am on the Do Not Call List. No solicitation. Please remove me from your list.
Kiffin: No, it’s Lane Kiffin. I need an OC.
Golesh: I am on the Do Not Call List. No solicitation. Please remove me from your list.
Kiffin: That’s hilarious, surely you would like to be part of my team?
Golesh: I need you to answer two questions.
Kiffin: okay…
Golesh: 1. Who do you think threw the golf ball?
2. Who do you think threw the mustard bottle?
(Uproarious laughter in the background)
Kiffin: Who’s laughing in the background?
Golesh: All the Tennessee coaches, CJH just fell to the ground and grabbed his calf…
Kiffin: Oh, is he hurt?
Golesh: Naw, he was laughing so hard that he started cramping up…all these great coaches just realized that I threw both the golf ball and mustard…I am staying with the real coaches.