Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Jackcrevol]

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thats funny.

 

[drvenner]

@Glitch said the first one was a 10!

@DeusExMachina thought you would love this!!!!

 

[BigSteve09]

 

[drvenner]

A “normal” poop schedule is anywhere from 3x/day to 3x/week

When my son was young, if we got him to poop twice in the same week, it was a damned miracle.

 

[mr.checkerboards]

Swain believes TN has the best QB room in the conference. Said Milton was throwing with touch during the scrimmage.

Don't get my hopes up now.

 

[drvenner]

Soooo....truckers always be dropping their loads at work, amirite?

 

[headhunter15]

Damn

What a nut punch for The WF fans.

 

[BigThunder]

The team quit on Dooley during the Kentucky game in 2011. He would never be able to manage a locker room with that much talent

This x1000. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I believe some recency bias has caused some to forget just how bad Dooley was. I think he’s the worst coach Tennessee has ever had, and I don’t believe it’s particularly close.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Soooo....truckers always be dropping their loads at work, amirite?

I mean...most truckers aren't really hourly workers so I don't think it's apples to apples.

 

[drvenner]

Hey, does anyone know a clever little rhyme about how much my boss makes compared to how much I make and when I should take a poop? TIA.

 

[drvenner]

Completely agree on all accounts. We gave up 30 points a game and nearly a hundo 20+yard plays. That is staggeringly bad. And no signs of life in the secondary really. Turnage I guess. Can’t blame depth, that is an ingredient to success. Not exclusive of the quality of our play.

Negavol.

 

[StoVol]

That does not rhyme.

Poop on his desk while demanding a raise.

The Amber Heard method,
It rarely pays

 

[Weezer]

That does not rhyme.

Do the Heard,
And drop a turd,
While telling your boss your pay is absurd.


Better?

 

[Ron Swanson]

Hey, does anyone know a clever little rhyme about how much my boss makes compared to how much I make and when I should take a poop? TIA.

Your boss is rich and you are not. Take a poo wherever, and whenever, you want.

 

[DaddyChad]

This x1000. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I believe some recency bias has caused some to forget just how bad Dooley was. I think he’s the worst coach Tennessee has ever had, and I don’t believe it’s particularly close.

“Lock up the Koolaid!!! I’m tired of this BS!!!”

 

[volbeast33]

Completely agree on all accounts. We gave up 30 points a game and nearly a hundo 20+yard plays. That is staggeringly bad. And no signs of life in the secondary really. Turnage I guess. Can’t blame depth, that is an ingredient to success. Not exclusive of the quality of our play.

Some interesting stats that I looked up from last year…. Our defense was:

5th in the sec in ypp given up.

We only had two games where a team averaged more ypp than they did on the season.

Florida .8 more yards per play…. Purdue 1.9 more yards per play.

Georgia had exactly what they averaged for the season. Pitt was held to 1.6 ypp less than season averaged while we held Ole Miss to -1.3 ypp than their season average.
The rest of the schedule is:

Missouri -.5
SC -.4
Alabama -.4
Kentucky surprisingly -.3
Vandy -.2

This shows to me that our defense wasn’t as bad as we thought…. It is hard to judge them when an offense plays as fast as we do… Clean up 3rd down defense, red zone defense…. Short yardage offense, red zone offense and this could be a special year.

 

[itsme]

Swain believes TN has the best QB room in the conference. Said Milton was throwing with touch during the scrimmage.

My hot take is that Milton will be a stud next year and get drafted in the first 3 rounds.

 

[Freak]

Thread is acting wonky. Time for a new one. Somebody start it.