Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Weezer]

Assert your dominance . Farting at the altar will let her family know you mean business .

Never go to bed hungry have her make you a sammich.

P.S. Do not let Mrs. Havoc know I shared these helpful tips.

I feel like you left out he should burp "I do" then laugh hysterically.

 

[Weezer]

VolNation RF,
I’ve learned many things since following here after the 2008 recruiting class including:

1. Don’t get on hatvol’s bad side.
2. Don’t be a moran.
3. Keep a fresh supply of pocket presents.
4. Always wash your Zollicoffer.

Tomorrow I’m getting married and I could use any advice you’re willing to give.

Thought I should let you know I didn't receive my invite. Anybody else get theirs??

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Going under the knife in the morning. My nose is, anyway. I'm having my Mohs procedure. The small scar story will definitely be spun to be the result of a knife fight at Waffle House with @nicksjuzunk. And @StoVol , I hope you're happy because when I started to type Waffle, if you look closely you can see that one of the suggested words is Wafflestomp. Seriously though, would appreciate some good vibes tomorrow.

Day late and a dollar short (shocking, I know)

I hope everything went well with your procedure. The Mohs procedure is excellent because at the end, you know that there are clean margins (all cancer cells are gone). The Mohs procedure kinda sucks because you have to just sit there waiting while the check the margins knowing that they will take more if not clear.

I suggest that you take a series of pictures to see the progression of how it heals. I did that and it’s amazing to see how your body recovers. It was kinda neat, but I am a medical nerd

Prayers for your speedy recovery

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Thank you. Ill let you know how it goes. Still hoping I can find a way.

If you sent me an email, I didn’t get one. Please let me know here. I have been watching for one, but sometimes our work email restrictions will block a sender and not even give me notice…

Still praying for you regardless

 

[Weezer]

Enjoy the day. Do not, under any circumstances be a Pre-Madonna.

Should he put his new wife on a peddle stool?

 

[Weezer]

Please forgive me for a moment while I brag on my youngest. Today he graduates from the University of Tennessee with his degree in electrical engineering. He's worked his backside off for four years. Many hours spent burning that midnight oil. His profs love him, pleading with him to stay and do research and get his masters. He's done though. Tired of school. I can understand that.

Thanks for letting me brag. Parent's pride is real.

Congratulations! I'm glad he obviously takes after his mom.

 

[Weezer]

Happy Birthday Johnny Majors, and myself

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

some of you morans are elderly dogs. help with her dog farts have gotten wretched. seriously is there some elixir that helps em smell better?

FYP, ask @Weezer how he fixed @InVOLuntary noxious gas issues? There for a while he was loosing fumes that were apparently brewing for a century or longer…

 

[InVOLuntary]

Very happy for all of you!! That is a big deal. I started out in EE and it whipped my tail. I am fine with where I ended up. Kudos to your son!! That is a very tough degree.

Same here, but was mechanical. I told him he accomplished something his old man couldn't. He was a much better student than I.

 

[VflPT22]

Seen a video of Eric Berry and realized you never hear or see anything about the Berry and TN. Seems like it’s been since his brothers left. Any animosity there or just not alotmof reason to come back? Weird too that he doesn’t play in league anymore

He doesn’t play in the league anymore because he couldn’t stay healthy anymore. His body broke down on him. Cancer, acl, and Achilles tendon rupture

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

I think State's slightly larger field played a hand in more runs. Would've had 2 more home runs in Lindsey Nelson, though.

But we were able to put more runners on base hitting the gaps.

As much as I've heard my State friends talk about how small our field is and how big Dudy Noble is, they're not THAT much different in playing field size. I don't get it. Especially with how short right field is in Dudy Noble. It's a one of a kind stadium though. For baseball lovers, its a must-see.

Lindsey Nelson:
LF - 320
LCF - 360
CF - 390
RCF - 350
RF - 320

Dudy Noble:
LF - 330
LCF - 376
CF - 390
RCF - 374
RF - 305

10 feet further for LF
CF equal RF 15 feet shorter
Doesn’t add up to me, must be very oddly shaped for LCF an RCF to be 26 and 24 feet longer. Strange iyam

 

[InVOLuntary]

I went to UT for the same but it’s been well over a decade for me. Many professors I had are no longer there—Dr. Michael J. Roberts (Emeritus), Dr. Jack S. Lawler (Emeritus), Dr. Walter Green (Emeritus), Dr. Paul B. Crilly (now at the US Coast Guard Academy), Dr. Michael G. Thomason (Emeritus), Dr. Robert C. Ward (Emeritus), and others I am sure I’m missing—but my time there is still one of the greatest experiences of my life. My background and studies were in power systems and power electronics, and I currently work in the electric power space.

I don’t know your son’s longterm goals, but I would encourage him to pursue his PE. Next to my diploma, it has been invaluable and afforded me growth opportunities I otherwise would not have had. Congratulations to your son!

I think it was @engineerVOL or maybe @Brillovol that mentioned that before. I told him about it and he said he didn't think it was all that important but he's since changed his tune. I think he's going to pursue the PE.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

That one was so well done. The last one was maybe the best animation I've ever seen from a technical standpoint. Just mind blowing. Overall a very strong third installment. I hope they keep coming!

Yeah, there were about 4 I liked. I didn't like the last one's story, but as far as f/x & animation, it was crazy. From all the island talk on here, then watching the giant crab episode, it's the one I'll probably remember most.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

If you sent me an email, I didn’t get one. Please let me know here. I have been watching for one, but sometimes our work email restrictions will block a sender and not even give me notice…

Still praying for you regardless

No, I didn't send one. Thanks though. I have a couple things to do at the beginning of the week that will dictate what I can do. Hail Mary time.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Keep shaking your head. If you're talking about me, all I said was we need to have the ability to manufacture runs in low scoring games when the ball is NOT going to leave the yard.

And Luc was in a bad slump and leaving umpteen runners on base.

What’s your opinion of Fridays game? There were runs scored in a multitude of ways in a “bigger park.”
I personally think that with the Vols ability to hit, we will see lots of scoring in Hoover. Then in the CWS throughout and regardless of location or park size…



Edit: Thursday’s game, not Friday.

 

[Volnukem]

I went to UT for the same but it’s been well over a decade for me. Many professors I had are no longer there—Dr. Michael J. Roberts (Emeritus), Dr. Jack S. Lawler (Emeritus), Dr. Walter Green (Emeritus), Dr. Paul B. Crilly (now at the US Coast Guard Academy), Dr. Michael G. Thomason (Emeritus), Dr. Robert C. Ward (Emeritus), and others I am sure I’m missing—but my time there is still one of the greatest experiences of my life. My background and studies were in power systems and power electronics, and I currently work in the electric power space.

I don’t know your son’s longterm goals, but I would encourage him to pursue his PE. Next to my diploma, it has been invaluable and afforded me growth opportunities I otherwise would not have had. Congratulations to your son!

Not an EE, but I had Crilly for circuits. I enjoyed his class a lot.

 

[Geaux_Vols]

 

[TNHopeful505]

Still a shame Eric Berry is not on a 1 year prove it deal somewhere. His career wasnt over yet.

That being said. If this kid is half as good as EB, we got a good one.

 

[jakez4ut]

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Have you been to Thailand and their islands? I have not but would love to one day.

I’m not the Thailand expert like @nicksjuzunk but I’ve been several times to southern Thailand around Patong Beach and the beaches are stunning. My favorite by far.

 

[Batman1948]

Yessir, and it has been for awhile. I am reasonably sure that during my Army days I did not wear much, however. I also sweat profusely (sorry if that is TMI) and have to be really diligent about applying more throughout the day

I use Banana Boat SPF 100----cost $11 but it's worth it

 

[InVOLuntary]

I went to UT for the same but it’s been well over a decade for me. Many professors I had are no longer there—Dr. Michael J. Roberts (Emeritus), Dr. Jack S. Lawler (Emeritus), Dr. Walter Green (Emeritus), Dr. Paul B. Crilly (now at the US Coast Guard Academy), Dr. Michael G. Thomason (Emeritus), Dr. Robert C. Ward (Emeritus), and others I am sure I’m missing—but my time there is still one of the greatest experiences of my life. My background and studies were in power systems and power electronics, and I currently work in the electric power space.

I don’t know your son’s longterm goals, but I would encourage him to pursue his PE. Next to my diploma, it has been invaluable and afforded me growth opportunities I otherwise would not have had. Congratulations to your son!

I think it was @engineerVOL or maybe @Brillovol that mentioned that before. I told him about it and he said he didn't think it was all that important but he's since changed his tune. I think he's going to pursue the PE.

 

[Batman1948]

Two pieces of Neyland Stadium history came today:

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That seat looks familiar, by any chance was there a brown stain on it

 

[Batman1948]

He was replaced with NIL so we'll be just fine

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Goodness. This screen cap looks like it ought to be from a biopic of a serial killer: "But unlike his peers, this referee had a dark secret...he was the Striped Strangler".

Alert for @bignewt :
Potential new book. Must mention @SSVol in the forward…