Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[drvenner]

Just completed my Cologuard. Gross but if I can avoid the camera up the butt thing it will be worth it.

The kid in me is enjoying the whole pooping in a box and sending it to someone.

Thank you. I just had another seizure.

 

[InVOLuntary]

I would be saying the same thing many Bama fans were saying up until last week. Of course we cheat, so does everyone, we are just better at it and we have a coach who is the GOAT and maximizes it better than anyone else.

BUT - after last week I would also be cautiously wondering if our coach can compete in this new paradigm where the talent advantage could and will be neutralized. He didn’t win like he is now at LSU and we all saw what happened when he was forced to compete with equal talent in the pros. Saban gets marks for organizing the cheating machine that Bama is into an unstoppable force. However his chops at coaching without a cheating advantage is yet to be determined.

That doesn’t take away from what he has done. He’s obviously rattled about this and doesn’t like the fact that TAM beat him on and off the field in a 12 month window.

We’ll see how this plays out. But it will be extremely telling if there is a marked drop off in rings and wins when the talent gap is closed even marginally across the board.

Is he the GOAT? Sure. How much of it was his coaching or being the beneficiary of an engrained cheating system unparalleled anywhere else he’s been? All we know is one half of that question is going away in a hurry.

I'll always view Saban and his achievements like I look at all those players that were juicing when they were dominating their sports. Always will have an asterisk by their names in my book.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Thank you. I just had another seizure.

Frank did give me your address....

 

[volbeast33]

Agree, not sure about Dylan Crews, but Dishiara did the same. He was hitting almost .450 at one time, though, so he got a ton of attention.

Yeah…. Crews was considered a favorite heading into the season…. Dishiara led the SEC in OB%, slug %, and OPS%…. I feel Dischiara should have won it and if they had a co player of the year…. It should have been lipscomb.

 

[gainesvol82]

I prefer the Roast Beef Spread personally.

I had a buddy 10+ years back describe a date he hooked up with as having roast beef curtains. Your post took me back to that moment.

 

[TheMagnificantOne]

 

[GiggerVol]

I had a buddy 10+ years back describe a date he hooked up with as having roast beef curtains. Your post took me back to that moment.

lol

 

[InVOLuntary]

It’s been a good truck, just got done putting a water pump on it. Motor is shot he ran it to hot. Probably going to try to get it from him a put a motor in it. It’s been a horrible Monday for me lol

That's because you drive a chevy.

 

[drvenner]

Frank did give me your address....

I guess I don't pay him enough to maintain my confidentiality. Most definitely will be returning to sender.

 

[drvenner]

Yeah…. Crews was considered a favorite heading into the season…. Dishiara led the SEC in OB%, slug %, and OPS%…. I feel Dischiara should have won it and if they had a co player of the year…. It should have been lipscomb.

I think that is very reasonable. Good discussion.

 

[bigorange]

 

[VOLSONLY]

That's because you drive a chevy.

Go ahead kick me when I’m down lol. My son just dropped me off at work (he’s driving my truck to Chattanooga for work) and I’ve got the key fob in my pocket. We’ve got it going on this morning. But here’s to a better day than yesterday

 

[InVOLuntary]

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Go ahead kick me when I’m down lol. My son just dropped me off at work (he’s driving my truck to Chattanooga for work) and I’ve got the key fob in my pocket. We’ve got it going on this morning. But here’s to a better day than yesterday

What is he going to do? Leave it running all day?

 

[BigSteve09]

 

[drvenner]

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Go ahead kick me when I’m down lol. My son just dropped me off at work (he’s driving my truck to Chattanooga for work) and I’ve got the key fob in my pocket. We’ve got it going on this morning. But here’s to a better day than yesterday

Ai yi yi. How is he going to drive it back? He has to come back and get it, right?

 

[engineerVOL]

I found the snake.

 

[KptVFL]

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Go ahead kick me when I’m down lol. My son just dropped me off at work (he’s driving my truck to Chattanooga for work) and I’ve got the key fob in my pocket. We’ve got it going on this morning. But here’s to a better day than yesterday

Tell him NOT to turn it off. If it's like our van once he does he'll be stranded.

Hope things turn around for you!

 

[Jackcrevol]

Just don’t let him eat after Midnight. Everyone over 40 should get this reference.

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crazy to think that was supposed to be a horror flick.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Ai yi yi. How is he going to drive it back? He has to come back and get it, right?

@VOLSONLY is the poster child for moranism.

 

[franklinpence]

Just completed my Cologuard. Gross but if I can avoid the camera up the butt thing it will be worth it.

The kid in me is enjoying the whole pooping in a box and sending it to someone.

Started the week thinking I had no chance with my VolNation bingo card, but between the breast-feeding eagle warrior and @rekinhavoc’s poop in a box, I’m only a three-legged, mutant goat being interviewed about an alien experience away from BINGO!!

 

[engineerVOL]

Started the week thinking I had no chance with my VolNation bingo card, but between the breast-feeding eagle warrior and @rekinhavoc’s poop in a box, I’m only a three-legged, mutant goat being interviewed about an alien experience away from BINGO!!

@nicksjuzunk won’t let you down.

Bonus VN coins for “Breast-feeding Eagle Warrior”

 

[pierce60]

Started the week thinking I had no chance with my VolNation bingo card, but between the breast-feeding eagle warrior and @rekinhavoc’s poop in a box, I’m only a three-legged, mutant goat being interviewed about an alien experience away from BINGO!!

Rest easy friend, it’s only Tuesday!

 

[Jackcrevol]

Started the week thinking I had no chance with my VolNation bingo card, but between the breast-feeding eagle warrior and @rekinhavoc’s poop in a box, I’m only a three-legged, mutant goat being interviewed about an alien experience away from BINGO!!

 

[rekinhavoc]

Volnation do your thing

Hopefully HH will be resting in the 4th quarter with an insurmountable lead.

 

[jakez4ut]

When you have the best overall teams in the best conference in America, does that also mean you have the best Athletic Director in the country?