Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[drvenner]

My nickname in High School was Psycho. I would like to retroactively state that I have NEVER condoned going to a remote motel and stabbing young women in the shower.

Um, you really do have to tell us the story about how you got the name, though. Preferably, right before surgery and when you are under the influence of anesthesia. TIA.

 

[Jimmy Football]

The best thing for me about the season starting is that the Tillman coming back thing ends.
For me, those type of insider jokes should have a “best if used by” date of about two weeks.

 

[Devo182]

70 YO Mack Brown gets it.

But these greedy, short-sighted profit chasers can't. They're blinded by the thought of becoming the commish of half of all P5 CFB and pushing up their paychecks. The long-term care for the game be damned.

 

[drvenner]

He is one of my favorite people. Not just player. One of my favorite people. What an awesome dude.

 

[Govolsman98]

The best thing for me about the season starting is that the Tillman coming back thing ends.
For me, those type of insider jokes should have a “best if used by” date of about two weeks.

You think this is a joke? He's one of our best players and we have no idea what he's doing this next season. Seems like a great point of discussion

 

[Devo182]

Taxes and fees add another 40% to what you think you are paying. It's insane.

Reminds me of the disaster that is Airbnb these days.

$150/night! Expecting a $325-350 grand total...

Book 2 nights...$500?!?!?


"$150 CLEANING FEE"

 

[drvenner]

Heupel updates the eligibility status of transfer WR Bru McCoy

Incoming BOHICA from the NCAA is imminent.

 

[drvenner]

Pretty good. Civilian job has been crazy. Been promoted three times in the course of just over a year because people leave and they offer the job to me. Lots more responsibility but the paycheck went up to reflect it too. Also, just got selected for LTC so should get promoted sometime between now and October. Pretty excited about that.

Congrats on the sex!

 

[volbeast33]

 

[drvenner]

I’m on track to medically retire within the next year. Tired of waiting for a seat for USASMA and not getting a seat.

Sergeant Major would be very cool. Sorry you are not getting the seat. That blows.

 

[Glitch]

Sergeant Major would be very cool. Sorry you are not getting the seat. That blows.

Maybe that is his problem!

 

[Jack Burton]

It’s the same stupid fees. Didn’t want to wait longer because wife is particular about where we sit and I think tickets will be pricier closer to game week, assuming we’re 3-0 and ranked in the top 20.

There’s a decent chance we’re 2-1 at that point so you could get a good deal at that time, but it may not be worth the risk if we end up 3-0. I think Pitt will be no pushover.

 

[gordonr24]

There’s a decent chance we’re 2-1 at that point so you could get a good deal at that time, but it may not be worth the risk if we end up 3-0. I think Pitt will be no pushover.

It truly is a 50:50 risk

 

[Vfl2407]

New material is key to getting bigger laughs.
But, sure, let’s just stick with the oldies.
Wheres that gif with Jimmy Hyams dancing when I need it.

 

[Girth Brooks]

 

[DeusExMachina]

You think this is a joke? He's one of our best players and we have no idea what he's doing this next season. Seems like a great point of discussion

This stopped being funny about 2 months ago, bellend.

 

[hjeagle1vol]

Just rolled into K-Town



Peyton’s Place tonight and Fort Sanders tomorrow

 

[engineerVOL]

??????????

 

[Devo182]

 

[Devo182]

This stopped being funny about 2 months ago, bellend.

It's made even funnier by those that don't get it or get bothered by it.

Feed us

 

[Orange.]

This stopped being funny about 2 months ago, bellend.

Liked for British slang.

 

[engineerVOL]

Hendo looks like Stefan Urkel.

And Ced is taller than I thought. That dude is gonna make some good NFL money.

 

[DeusExMachina]

It's made even funnier by those that don't get it or get bothered by it.

Feed us

No, it's not. It's still idiotic, sophomoric, moronic, and it's long since been proven incorrect. You and maybe two others still think this nonsensical (male bovine excrement) is "funny". Pull your heads out of your third point of contact, bud.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

The action wasn’t where the ref came running from…. Apparently…. The one ref that you can barely see backing up is the one people were after. You are not suppose to be on the court in the middle of a game so it’s obvious something was going on.

I have no doubt that assaulted guy did ir said something that pissed the ref dude off, I also see that the assaulted guy was just walking away doing absolutely NOTHING to anybody when he was without any doubt whatsoever viciously assaulted from behind.

Of course I'm sure they are going to say he SAID something that justified knocking his f'n brains out when he couldn't defend himself.

I would see this completely different if the guy wasn't just walking away. He was physically threatening no one when this happened.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Liked for British slang.

It's just so much fun to say.