Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

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Devo182 said:
Idk maybe you have to know people that talk like that. About half of my family around Athens, Riceville, etc talk about like him, but not quite to that degree. They can be pretty entertaining at times with their sayings. When the guy said he said he was waterin' his chickens and how the couple were screaming and SQUALLIN'(?) I absolutely lost it.

Didn't know it was a bit older, but he got quite a bit of popularity from the whole thing - https://www.wideopencountry.com/farmers-hilarious-interview-bee-attack/
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he did have a couple witticisms that made m roll my eyes. ill give you that. ill never forget being in Raven VA once't, when asked where something was i was told 'oh, on up the road a piece'. good stuff.
 
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Catbone said:
Thats why i have a pump. Wait what
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jackcrevol said:
he did have a couple witticisms that made m roll my eyes. ill give you that. ill never forget being in Raven VA once't, when asked where something was i was told 'oh, on up the road a piece'. good stuff.
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The directions of "down yonder" are still my favorite from my Riceville family. EVERYTHING was "down yonder".
 
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Devo182 said:
Not a proven method. I have proven methods from ancient Mesopotamia sir. I just need your credit card number and email address. Please read and sign the acknowledgement in the email understanding that you may become so big that you may explode or be unable to have intercourse with MOST women. Please understand the risks involved that you may become so huge that you cannot fit into normal pants. You will be so huge that even Ron Jeremy will be frightened to be within a pole-length of you. You will be so huge that you will never be able to walk around in public ever again. We understand these are serious risks, but that is what happens when you take our product, sir. Thank you for your American business, Mister Catbone sir. We await your greet dot card number to blow your dick up.
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👀👀 DOCTORS HATE HIM. HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? TRY THESE 3 WEIRD TRICKS
 
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Nash_Vol97 said:
Was a 4 star in 2018, 120nd nationally, 2nd in state of TN. Apparently added 25 pounds redshirting last year. 247 said they will seek a waiver for immediate eligibility.
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I don't understand his offer list. I guess, from my understanding, is he's only been in the states for less than 2 years. That surely hurt him. But to be 120th nationally and only have offers from ASU and...Cleveland State sure is odd.

Either way, glad he got his RS in and should have 4 to play 4 now. That is huge. Can only imagine if we had been able to RS guys like Kyle and Admiral...
 
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Devo182 said:
I don't understand his offer list. I guess, from my understanding, is he's only been in the states for less than 2 years. That surely hurt him. But to be 120th nationally and only have offers from ASU and...Cleveland State sure is odd.

Either way, glad he got his RS in and should have 4 to play 4 now. That is huge. Can only imagine if we had been able to RS guys like Kyle and Admiral...
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I only read an article and didn’t look at his profile. He really only had 2 offers? That is strange.
 
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Ulysees E. McGill said:
Who thinks Tiger sort of wrote off this PGA champ? Didn't play since the Masters at all. Maybe he feels Pebble is worth more prep.
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Lol write it off? He wanted Bethpage but got his tail handed to him by the best player on the planet at the moment. What BK has posted is one of the best two rounds of golf ever.
 
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AppStVol said:
Lol write it off? He wanted Bethpage but got his tail handed to him by the best player on the planet at the moment. What BK has posted is one of the best two rounds of golf ever.
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Agreed he took the time of to get ready for the Pga. He just got rusty is all.

BK is working this field and this course
 
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So here we are again.. Walk and hit batter. So 2 on no outs.

Need a hit. Ole Miss going to it's 6th pitcher, 3rd this inning...I think.

Anyway we've had plenty of opportunity to take this game
 
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