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[Batman1948]

Nobody...nobody..especially stupid UCF fans...ever looks at UCFs 2019 and especially the 2020 record objectively. It takes too much effort to see past the easy numbers 10-3 and 6-4 and REALLY study those seasons.

When Heupel was first hired, as soon as we got the news I did just a little digging and saw the truth....IF you give Heupel SEC talent, he is going to put massive amounts of offense up, I knew that if he could just build a decent defensive staff here that it would start to turn around in a few years.

I did not know that he could take the players he inherited and do THIS...THIS..objectively makes zero sense.

THIS is what I thought COULD happen once he had a real SEC QB, and real SEC WRs, and a real SEC OL.

He and his staff have taken leftovers and made a gourmet meal. He has taken a VT cast-off and molded him into a true Heisman contender, he has taken a less than mediocre WR corp and produced MULTIPLE Biletnikoff candidates, he has taken a garbage OL and molded it into one of the best and most reliable OLs in CFB.

That doesn't make any sense...at all...none.

And now this is the obvious objective truth to anybody that really pays attention..if this guy can just build a better than average defense...he will win championships at Tennessee.

So, you don't think Hooker is an SEC QB or our receivers are SEC recivers? Hooker is being mentioned as the favorite for the Heistman. The problem is very simple. We never had a staff that could develop talent------it doesn't go any further than that

 

[franklinpence]

That would probably be @Joe Dirt

Hahahaha. Good call. I tried JoeDirt all as one word.

 

[Batman1948]

Let’s please quit talking about our coaches leaving during my celebration over beating AL.

Girl, you have to know by now that miserable people will always be miserable and they cannot be happy for an extended period of time---it's just their nature

 

[Ten_Titans]

Oh dear Lord...

I was just thinking that the game last week was a good warm up for our real rival... Kentucky lol.

 

[jordan4vols]

I think Mike Griffith is going to have a heart attack on Finebaum regarding Alabama losing (it’s about their mistakes and terrible officiating) and Burton being put in a bad position because the SEC isn’t hard enough on programs for storming the field.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

If we lose to this team lol

 

[orange parmejohn]

Popcorn ready

Kiffin fits in Nebraska like a who*e in church

Nebraska is perfect for Joey Lakewater. The roads are all flat. Easy for drunk driving with coeds.

 

[RikidyBones]

I know exactly what you mean. A couple of year or so ago when my best friend was alive, someone went road rage on me for going too slow in South Florida. I was driving my friend home because he had just been released from Cleveland Clinic from brain surgery. I was just being careful not to harm him in the process… people suck

South Florida people are mostly northern types and are pure assholes.

 

[Weezer]

Popcorn ready

Kiffin fits in Nebraska like a who*e in church

Looks like they're tracking planes. Finally, another fandom has taken our lessons to heart.

 

[Batman1948]

Amputation is much better than having it cut off

 

[InVOLuntary]

Any of you jackwads headed to Ktown in the next few days from or passing by Marion, NC? I need something picked up. It's rather large but will fit in the back of an SUV or P/U truck. I'm paying.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

No no I think kids these days are really into nursery rhymes.

Especially Andrew Dice Clay ones

 

[jmacvols1]

Afraid I may be like the Vol fan that tore his ACL. Ankle isn’t healing. Any advice based on the pic @VolsDoc81TX ?
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leeches will do the trick...

 

[Big Orange#1]

Why is he so bad? I’ve never listened to him. But he seems to be despised.

One of many complaints is that he sounds just as excited when Bama scores as when the vols score. Like he’s trying to be an unbiased TV commentator. I wish someone would tell him You’re on the vol network Moran.

 

[LadyVolette]

...and they're correct.

I’ve been told to stay on Facebook aka GrandpaBook with all the other 40 somethings

 

[KptVFL]

Popcorn ready

Kiffin fits in Nebraska like a who*e in church

Haha! Yep. Could argue less.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Shane Beamer is off the charts cringe and yet I think he's less cringe than Dabo.

Maybe instead of playing this year those guys can just have a dance-off at the 50 yard line of Memorial Stadium.

We can call it the cringe bowl.

 

[Jimmy Football]

One of many complaints is that he sounds just as excited when Bama scores as when the vols score. Like he’s trying to be an unbiased TV commentator. I wish someone would tell him You’re on the vol network Moran.

The Vol Network Podcast has some archived broadcasts in their back catalog, and there’s a snippet from their intro where somone is SCREAMING about us intercepting the opening pass of the game and returning it for a touchdown. I thought “I don’t recognize who that is.” So I kept repeating it, and sure enough, it’s Kesling from the 1999 Auburn broadcast.

There was so much energy in the call that it took several listens to pick up that it was him. I wonder what happened to that guy?

 

[Big Orange#1]

Bryce totally thought he had this thing won at that moment . Then you see his face after that duck passed over the crossbar. PRICELESS

 

[jakez4ut]

How can people be this ****ing dumb?

well, they're kentucky football fans...so. i kinda feel sorr.....wait, nope, no i don't.

 

[MarcoVol]

Why is he so bad? I’ve never listened to him. But he seems to be despised.

Like listening to a chess tournament

 

[SweetasSoda]

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So beautiful! Y’all have ruined my walks in the woods. I see copperheads everywhere!

 

[SweetasSoda]

Took the day off to take in the colors at Savage Gulf

Looks like home! Where did you go?

 

[Weezer]

So beautiful! Y’all have ruined my walks in the woods. I see copperheads everywhere!

That's because they are everywhere.

 

[Glitch]

I have two 18 year olds, they think us all using insta and tik tok is ‘cringe’