Recruiting Forum Football Talk VI

[Volnut]

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Isn’t that quite the predicament

Any of you older folks remember the Snail Darter that almost prevented Tellico Lake?

 

[InVOLuntary]

You ever had a colonoscopy. The sleep of bliss. Wonder if I could take a bottle of the gas home.

Oh yeah. Family' history of colon cancer so I have them every 5 years. It's actually not a gas. It's called propofol. It's injected. It's what Micheal Jackson OD'd on. Wonderful stuff.

 

[Volnut]

If you go to the actual Twitter page, that John B comment says, "At least she's real!" Made me LOL!

 

[Volnut]

Go get 'eeem Coach Garner!

 

[Vols4us]

Oh yeah. Family' history of colon cancer so I have them every 5 years. It's actually not a gas. It's called propofol. It's injected. It's what Micheal Jackson OD'd on. Wonderful stuff.

Best sleep I've ever had. They had to call my wife back to wake me up afterwards. They said I kept saying, " This is so good" over and over again.

 

[OrangenSC]

Best sleep I've ever had. They had to call my wife back to wake me up afterwards. They said I kept saying, " This is so good" over and over again.

I worry that I embarrass myself with some of the things I unknowingly say.

 

[Orangeburst]

I worry that I embarrass myself with some of the things I unknowingly say.

I think that with every post I make on here.

 

[swampfoxfan]

My oldest daughter is graduating from HS today. It was only a minute ago that we were giving her a bath in the kitchen sink and were scared to death that we were going to hurt her or she was going to be too cold. It was only 45 seconds ago that she was heading off to school for the first time with her little backpack on and we were so excited and terrified because she was going to be out of our care for a big part of the day. It was only 30 seconds ago that she started middle school and we struggled to find the right place for her so that she could learn and grow well into the young lady that she has become. It was only 15 seconds ago that she passed her driver's test and no longer needed me to drive her to school and we watched her pull out of the driveway and head out to school and work on her own, scared to death and excited of how out of control we were in her life anymore. Today marks an ending, but not the end. Today is another milestone for a young lady and our family, as she takes the next step towards finding her place and her way in this world. We will always be here for her and will never stop being her parents. We will never stop loving her with an immense unfailing love. Many tears will be shed today, and my wife may cry some too. To those of you on here with young kids, do not take one single moment for granted. One minute you are giving them a bath in the kitchen sink and the next they are walking across the stage at their HS graduation. Life is short, but it is filled with opportunities to make memories. Don't waste those opportunities doing other things. Be present with your family and be intentional with them. Other things will come and go, but there will not be another opportunity to play Pretty Pretty Princess with your daughters or to rough house with your sons. Have a wonderfully blessed day VN!

I remember fighting my daughter when she was an infant, she wanted to hold her bottle herself, and I wasn't quite ready to give that up.

 

[tnvols72]

Well it looks like a bidding war is about to happen and I do not like our chances. Looks like a Bama vs Miami auction off.

 

[volinokc]

During my youth we had a couple alaskans. One husky and one huskamute. The latter was my favorite dog ever. As far as she was concerned the world was me and her and everything else just lived there. Any time it snowed they turned into teenage girls at a Beatles concert. They were like


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Our Husky regularly dropped fresh kills off at the front door. I swear she got every single kind of animal that lived within a 50 mile radius. They are incredibly loyal.

 

[headhunter15]

Watching the NFL right now and seeing these guys play with no sleeves. They are tough as nails or crazy. This cold has been on another level.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Best sleep I've ever had. They had to call my wife back to wake me up afterwards. They said I kept saying, " This is so good" over and over again.

It's like 8hrs of sleep in an hour. I had a customer that was a retired anesthesiologist. He explained it all to me. I thought they gave you an antidote to bring you out but he said not. He said propofol was rapidly metabolized by the body and an antidote wasn't needled.

 

[Christian Lowe]

If Duke doesn’t turn my power back on soon I’m going to lose my mind

 

[Weezer]

KingNico says we're not getting Duce Chestnut.

 

[Christian Lowe]

If Duke doesn’t turn my power back on soon I’m going to lose my mind

It just cut back on. Think they heard my ass

 

[TheRain]

 

[Orange_Crush]

We will never create things that beautiful and intricate again.

pfft... Three words.

Three Dee Printing.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Going to need confirmation he knows which team to block

May also need to put some weight on.

 

[Orange_Crush]

We sell the 15 at our store for 169.99. A 35% markup. I hope that store that’s selling it for 1800 goes under honestly. That’s mean of me but that’s some ********

With that markup, I wouldn't exactly call it going under honestly.

 

[mr.checkerboards]

Watching the NFL right now and seeing these guys play with no sleeves. They are tough as nails or crazy. This cold has been on another level.

I wish I could find it again, but I was watching a video with an old Bears DT, he was talking about playing in these cold games without sleeves. Theres something they all put on their skin that blocks their pores and helps with the cold.

 

[Weezer]

Surely you jest. We all know fat people aren't smart enough to get offended.

(Blue font for those not smart enough to realize this is a joke...)









(Like fat people.)

You are a mean, mean man.

 

[Weezer]

Football forum talking about rooting for the SEC in bowl games

Screw that. Tennessee and Mississippi State, and that's it. And the only reason Mississippi State make the list is in tribute to the Pirate King.

 

[RudyVol]

To be fair we have said similiar things before both of heups seasons. Go back and read. It was all of us too. Remember when the OL was completely awful? Remember when Mays was too small and not the best returning Center in the league next yr? Remember when Darnell wasn’t a top 3 round pick? how about when Cedric had 8 career catches in 3 yrs then caught 60+ for over 1000 in Heups first yr? or when Hyatt caught like 20 balls in 2021 and probably dropped 10+ ? Or when Hooker signed under Pruitt and the world thought he was trash. Or when Fant was here for half a decade before Heup utilized his skillset? I can keep going.


This group can flat coach and develop so relax.

Oh, I totally agree. I have made similar comments. I don't think this years squad was very talented at all and Heupel pulled 10 wins out of them. I will forever be grateful and have nothing but compliments for Heup after this season. Rushing the field was a bucket list item that I've been working on for 10+ years and he delivered.

 

[Vols4us]

It's like 8hrs of sleep in an hour. I had a customer that was a retired anesthesiologist. He explained it all to me. I thought they gave you an antidote to bring you out but he said not. He said propofol was rapidly metabolized by the body and an antidote wasn't needled.

All I can say is, "Git sum!"

Did not know they did not give you anything to bring you out. I must not have wanted to let it go.

 

[hndog609]

Our Husky regularly dropped fresh kills off at the front door. I swear she got every single kind of animal that lived within a 50 mile radius. They are incredibly loyal.

My husky was a happy idiot. The huskamute wasn't "mean" but if she didn't know you she'd give you the stink eye around any of the family. She suffered no strange animals in the yard and HATED cats. I mean cartoonish cliche hatred. We know of four kills for sure and it's a safe bet she made Ace or better on what we didn't see. If you weren't human and entered our property you did so at your peril.

Damn I miss that dog.