Recruiting Forum Football Talk VI

[Glitch]

Posted this link in the Wingo thread, but man, Drinkwitz is a really weird dude

He is so very cringy.

 

[85SugarVol]

Ill reserve my making fun of Florida until we take care of business.

That said, he does look like a doe in headlights.

Now is the time.
Time to step on their neck, and bury these demons.

I want to march as prohibitive favorites, into the swamp.
I want to dominate both lines of scrimmage, in the swamp.
I want to drag them by 4 or 5 touchdowns, in the swamp.
I want them humiliated and leaving 3rd Qtr, from the swamp.

This is what I want.

 

[franklinpence]

Good morning Volnation from Assateague Island!

 

[TN-POSSUM]

With Napier's high buyout, Strickland will be the sacrificed to appease boosters.

With buyouts as high as they are, what motivation does a coach have to succeed? Other than obligations and pride?

Butch got his feelings hurt and tanked our program to get his buyout. It's crazy that schools agree to it. I need to hire Jimmy Sexton to represent me at my job.

 

[Glitch]

So how ya liking these notifications clearing themselves when you read the page!

You've been Freaked!

 

[UTSuave’]

He is so very cringy.

I bet his wife vowed never to ask him “what’s wrong about anything “ she’d be listening for a while.

 

[UTSuave’]

Just so we’re clear here… 🫷🫸

 

[Nash_Vol97]

SEC Network analyst and former Florida wide receiver Chris Doering hasn’t been quiet about his hesitation with Tennessee heading into the 2023 season.

“During an SEC Network conversation from the start of the weekend, Doering classified Tennessee as a team trending down in a segment in which he picked Texas A&M and Florida as two teams that are trending up. Doering stated elsewhere last week that he believes Tennessee’s opponents will have more plans to stop or slow down the Vols offense, which makes the comments on the SEC Network broadcast less surprising.”

ESPN Analyst, Ex-Florida WR Unsurprisingly has Tennessee Trending Down | Rocky Top Insider

SEC Network analyst and former Florida wide receiver Chris Doering unsurprisingly has Tennessee trending down after previous comments made.

www.rockytopinsider.com

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Its the year 2036:

Some SEC coach - “We think we finally figured out Heupels offense this year! He won’t win another national championship and have the top scoring offense this year.”

Fast forward to when that coach plays UT:

UT drops 52 points and over 500 yards of offense.

 

[Adam Sandler]

I hate it when my kids say that (they are probably talking about me lol)..but here, it fits … especially nowadays when everyone really has to watch what they say all of the time.. why say that?

LOL. I’m sure you’re not that cringy. Pimping out your kids just isn’t cool though, especially publicly. Guess they call him Dorkiwitz for a reason!

 

[UTSuave’]

 

[Orange_Crush]

Its the year 2036:

Some SEC coach - “We think we finally figured out Heupels offense this year! He won’t win another national championship and have the top scoring offense this year.”

Fast forward to when that coach plays UT:

UT drops 52 points and over 500 yards of offense.

"It really just comes down to putting your cleats in the dirt."

 

[butchna]

Just so we’re clear here… 🫷🫸View attachment 574585

Oh…OPS! Shoulda led with that and then someday make out with a real live girl!

 

[85SugarVol]

Can he be any more cringy?

 

[engineerVOL]

That is bizarre.

Could have said “date my daughter”

He said “hook up with my daughter”

 

[Orange.]

I’m so glad he had absolutely no interest in us. Remember being bummed about that fact.

Billy and the Gators is a match made in heaven.

 

[Orange.]

The Atlantic Coast conference with a dash of Pacific COAST

Don't forget coastal Dallas.

 

[Glitch]

Washington State and Oregon State are well and truly ****ed.

Join the Big 12 and call it a day.

#RIPPAC

 

[Glitch]

Watching Floriduh fail is so much fun.

 

[Orange.]

Good lawd! His agent hooked him up. That is an insane contract! Day fooked!

 

[SoilVol]

Good morning Volnation from Assateague Island!

Stay off my island and leave my sika deer alone!

(I live about 45 minutes from your current location. I hunt on Assateague.)

 

[Orange.]

The All Coasts Conference

American Seacoast Synod. ASS.

 

[Jimmy Football]

Could have said “date my daughter”

He said “hook up with my daughter”

Frankly, he should leave his daughter out of it. But weirdos gonna weirdo.

 

[MarcoVol]

VN - hit me with a synopsis of the FL vs Utah game. I couldn’t watch due to travel and haven’t seen highlights or read anything about it besides looking at box score. FL OL must be pretty bad?

Many thanks.

 

[Leeleesteeth]

VN - hit me with a synopsis of the FL vs Utah game. I couldn’t watch due to travel and haven’t seen highlights or read anything about it besides looking at box score. FL OL must be pretty bad?

Many thanks.

Utah played bad. Florida played worse. Florida QB stats were almost all off screens because they can't protect. Utah had about 40 yards or so in the 2nd half and still won. There are FCS programs all over the country thinking Napier will be available in the offseason. Kiffin to FL is starting up.

 

[franklinpence]

Stay off my island and leave my sika deer alone!

(I live about 45 minutes from your current location. I hunt on Assateague.)

I can do this all day.

*You’re welcome @Glitch