Recruiting Forum: Football Talk XII

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#11,178
#11,178
Yo mama so manly utknate would hit it.

Yo mama so stupid she doesn't know how many players we will sign this year.

Yo mama so fat she asked Dan McCullers to give her weight loss tips.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a Jessie Scroggins jersey after reading Sabs letter. And still wears it thinking he's the QB
 
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#11,184
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"An Alabama student, Vandy student and Tennessee student were all having lunch together on a bridge outside Tennessee. The Alabama student opens his lunch box and says, “A hotdog again! If I have to eat one more hotdog I’m going to jump off this bridge!”

The Vandy student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, “Salad again! If I have to eat salad one more time I’m going to jump too!”

Lastly the Tennessee student opens his lunchbox and complains, “Peanut butter and jelly! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more time I’m going to end it all too!”

The next day the Alabama student finds another hotdog and jumps… the Vandy student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too… finally the Tennessee student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well.

Later when the three mothers were grieving the Alabama mother cries, “If I had only known he didn’t like hotdogs,” and the Vandy mother cried, “I thought salad was good for him.” The Tennessee mother then exclaimed, “I don’t understand… he fixed his own lunch every day!”"
 
#11,185
#11,185
Yo mama so stupid she reported Freak on VN.

Yo mama so stupid she argued numbers with Leb.

Yo mama so stupid she thought 0star was a serious poster.

Yo mama so stupid she is 0star.

Yo mama so grammatically deficient she makes Terry look like a college professor.

Yo mama so dumb she posts VQ articles and expects not to get Swansoned.

Yo mama so stupid she only posts in the FF.
 
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#11,186
#11,186
Yo mama so fat, she got her own elevator...

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#11,191
#11,191
Yo momma so dumb she developed a crush on Burger....then went and entered every 5k he entered because she heard he only likes people in the same race.
 
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I still haven't decided which QB I want to start...but I talked to a couple other Vol fans tonight and they both said Dobbs. I just thought it was interesting. Their reasoning behind it was because he could run.

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kwhite40 said:
I still haven't decided which QB I want to start...but I talked to a couple other Vol fans tonight and they both said Dobbs. I just thought it was interesting. Their reasoning behind it was because he could run.

gbo
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I say Worley. After rewatching the games from last year, plus the practice videos from this year, plus the reading the reports, I think the best bet is Worley. Dobbs has tendency to "sail" some high balls. (just watch the recent practice videos) Also, other teams dont expect Worley to run. So if he decides to keep it a few times, he could pick up some great yardage. I also think Worley has a better grasp on reading the D
 
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