Recruiting Forum: Football Talk XII

[DD4ME]

Yo momma so bald she makes Dobbs look like chewbacca.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo mamma is so skanky Grizz wouldn't hit it.

 

[005]

Yo momma so dumb she tried to tackle jalen hurd in the open field

 

[DD4ME]

Night peeps can't wait to read the new ones tomorrow.

 

[volssam]

Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks the jet sweep to Pig is a good play call.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo mamma so fat she made mt Cody look like a supermodel.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo momma so illiterate even Butch didn't get it when she sent him a letter.

 

[BookVol]

Yo momma so fat even Crompton can't miss the target.

(2008 Crompton)

 

[VolunteerVandiver]

Yo momma so fat she was set on fire the night of the Kiffin departure.

Yo momma so slow Marsalis Teague ran her down in the open field.

Yo momma so short Daniel Lincoln kicked a field goal over her head.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo momma so dumb she thought Gruden was German for good morning.




Oh wait

 

[LittleCat]

Yo momma so fat her splash move does damage.

i think i get it lol:

 

[DD4ME]

Yo momma so fat she was set on fire the night of the Kiffin departure.

Yo momma so slow Marsalis Teague ran her down in the open field.

Yo momma so short Daniel Lincoln kicked a field goal over her head.

That first one was hilarious. I tried to think of something related to that but came nowhere close to as good as that one.

 

[VolunteerVandiver]

i think i get it lol:

Good old Magicarp reference

 

[DD4ME]

Yo mamma so dumb she thought Cam Newton was an amateur.

 

[VolunteerVandiver]

Yo momma so fat Bobby Petrino couldn't pull his motorcycle out the garage with her on it.

 

[005]

Yo momma so fat Sal Sunseri

 

[005]

Sorry got tripped up on that one.

 

[SergeantVol]

Sorry got tripped up on that one.

It made perfect sense. Sal Sunseri is a joke.

 

[VolunteerVandiver]

Yo momma so dumb Derek Dooley was able to recruit her into his bedroom.

 

[jjay2518]

Yo momma so fat, her bed's bigger than Georgia's indoor practice facility.

 

[volssam]

Yo momma so ugly, even Sab wouldn't write her a love letter

 

[Wickman]

Yo momma so fat, her bed's bigger than Georgia's indoor practice facility.

So she's 110 lbs.

 

[volssam]

Sorry got tripped up on that one.

In your defense.... Sal didn't field one

 

[VolunteerVandiver]

Yo momma so fat Dan Uggla could hit her with his baseball bat.

 

[Wickman]

Yo momma so fat Dan Uggla could hit her with his baseball bat.

Oh sh**