Recruiting Forum: Football Talk XII

[tomq_123]

He just needs to get the ball to Marquez North, Croom, Pig, Malone, Pearson, Wharton, Helm, Wolf and we'll be good.

fyp

 

[Dust10]

I was really bored so I just started thinking up ways people post on this board off the top of my head. If I make a part 2 I'll make sure to include you

Making a part 2 and part 3 is probably the most important thing you could do today. Just sayin'

 

[sigchig]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

Double BOOM! Mentioned TWICE! :hi: Thanks Mock!

 

[LotteryPick]

Double BOOM! Mentioned TWICE! :hi: Thanks Mock!

I would be dead if I did that to my girlfriend. hmy:

 

[whitw]

Double BOOM! Mentioned TWICE! :hi: Thanks Mock!

My wife is going to hate me in the not so distant future.

 

[Ashevillevol]

I would be dead if I did that to my girlfriend. hmy:

You would deserve to be. What a dck

 

[OddFuture]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

:lol:

Well done my friend. Anything Terry always gives me a hardy chuckle. I always have a sense that Bruin is watching us too.

 

[Mike4Vols]

Same here. Are we on "ignore"?

I'm kinda glad I didn't make the cut. MV would not have been kind to me.

 

[MockingVol]

:lol:

Well done my friend. Anything Terry always gives me a hardy chuckle. I always have a sense that Bruin is watching us too.

I really feel like I captured the essence of all the satired posters

And yeah I wouldn't be surprised if one of the likes on that post was from Bruin. Bruin is basically omnipresent

 

[seaofORANGE22]

fyp

You right. But Marquez is the guy in my eyes. I think he's about to become a superstar and the reason teams can't figure out how to stop us.

All of the guys you mentioned are what will make this kind of impact possible though.

 

[SaguaroVols]

I just hope Worley actually learns to run on the read option.

He already does. He just needs to learn to keep the ball.

 

[MockingVol]

I'm kinda glad I didn't make the cut. MV would not have been kind to me.

Almost all of the satires are done in a loving way, so no worries Mike

I'm really going to have to make a part two seeing all these posters that I've been around for so long that I didn't make fun of! I also can't believe I somehow left out vollygirl as she has been on fire here recently, tux for obvious reasons, GFW, Madkins, vol74, etc, etc, etc

 

[sigchig]

I really feel like I captured the essence of all the satired posters

And yeah I wouldn't be surprised if one of the likes on that post was from Bruin. Bruin is basically omnipresent

In Bruin's spare time...

 

[JamesBenUT]

Moving a pile of D1 defensive linemen 5 yards? Yes, you are wrong. Hercules couldn't do that. No way a true freshman running back can.

Please with the hyperbole. Where did you see 5 yards? A 5* running back, if deserved of his ranking, should be able to win the battle at contact. We have had true freshmen running backs in the past that have dominated at YAC (Jamal Lewis and even Bryce Brown to a lesser extent more recently. None named Hercules).

 

[tomq_123]

You right. But Marquez is the guy in my eyes. I think he's about to become a superstar and the reason teams can't figure out how to stop us.

All of the guys you mentioned are what will make this kind of impact possible though.

No doubt. But I think because of his success last year, teams will try to double cover North which should open things up for all these other guys. Lots of talent (albeit young) to spread the ball around to this year if that happens. I also feel that Croom is primed for a breakout year this year.

 

[Catbone]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

Spot on. I do hate myself

 

[BleedorangeinGA]

Here’s the truth: The guy said something about ‘Roll Tide!’ to Zach, and Zach turned around and said ‘Good luck with that.’ And the guy’s buddy then sucker-punched Zach.

I promise you that Mettenberger did not throw a punch. He didn’t do anything. The guy sucker-punched him in the eye, that’s the bottom line, and the guy that punched him started running out the door. My door guys had to chase him down.

Alabama Fan Sucker Punches Zach Mettenberger at Bar, Yells Roll Tide

 

[PassedOutAwake]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

I literally Laughed Out Loud when I read the Ron Mockson and Migchig ones. I also came to the realization that Im a pretty boring poster

 

[RikidyBones]

Alabama Fan Sucker Punches Zach Mettenberger at Bar, Yells Roll Tide

Lol. What the hell?

 

[Vol knight]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

No Vol Mock? I'm insulted. :furious3:










J/K.

 

[UTProf]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

This is awesome. lol:

 

[volssam]

"MockingVol's RF Thread in a Bottle"

*All characters in this post are entirely fictional and are totally not based on actual posters*

17' TX DT Sir Dudley Diddleson
MockedOutAwake - Check out this recruit. He is 6'14" tall and weighs 330 lbs. He is showing a lot of interest here recently.
Mokingdom - I don't even see him in the 15' top 100... Why can't we just take TG? And Sweat? And South? And every other 5 star?
MockFuture - Shut up dude. You are so wickity wickity wack yo!
iMeller - +1 Mockfuture
Murger - Yeah Mokingdom, the only way I could hate you more is if you were a minority!
Mockbone - How does one learn to hate something other than themselves Murger???
LebMock - Well I kind of agree with him, number are tight for the 17' class. I recently stayed at a Holiday Inn (Which I own) and am feeling that my calculus is spot on.
Ron Mockson - Unite Mocksonites let us all ignore the heathen that posted before me!
Migchig - *Shaking titties gif*
Frock - Hmmmmmmm.... Seems tasteful to me.
Migchig - *boom gifs*
Terrymockigo - I can haz te boobies?? and know what else has boobies is the recruits we is after! GBFOGFWBBQLOL
utkmock - Did someone say breasts on grown men?!
Mockna - *Every single emoticon in the known universe*
ACmock - ANYBODY WANT TO FIGHT?!
MockvilleVol - I SURE AS HELL DO!!
TheBreakerMock - Do you guys even body calipers???
Nashmockas31 - And here I thought I was in the Sir Dudley Diddleson thread....
Mokatil - At a recent camp with junior I snagged a sideways picture of this guy, he I huge!
BruinMock - *I am always silently watching over you all...*

SkeeterMock - Bruin is coming home.

 

[SamRebel35]

Please with the hyperbole. Where did you see 5 yards? A 5* running back, if deserved of his ranking, should be able to win the battle at contact. We have had true freshmen running backs in the past that have dominated at YAC (Jamal Lewis and even Bryce Brown to a lesser extent more recently. None named Hercules).

Yards after contact isn't the same as "moving a pile". The only people that move piles are the OL.

 

[ACvol3]

i really feel like i captured the essence of all the satired posters

and yeah i wouldn't be surprised if one of the likes on that post was from bruin. Bruin is basically omnipresent

u wanna go bro???

 

[ionaVOL]

I literally Laughed Out Loud when I read the Ron Mockson and Migchig ones. I also came to the realization that Im a pretty boring poster

Not boring enough to be left off lol :whistling: