Recruiting Forum Football Talk XVIII

[Glitch]

Same crap. New year.

:zeitung_lesen:

 

[HialeahGator]

We all know how well Freshman do on the line in the SEC. There are some that work well but its not the norm

UF has had pretty good success with Fr OL recently.

Nixon
DJHump
Mike Pouncey
Marcus Gilbert

All made some SEC Fr team.


If Ivey's weight is legit and not bad weight imo he'll continue that trend.


Health will be the issue tho. OL will only be 8 deep at best. Cant count on all 7 Fr OL to play.

 

[jordan4vols]

UF has had pretty good success with Fr OL recently.

Nixon
DJHump
Mike Pouncey
Marcus Gilbert

All made some SEC Fr team.


If Ivey's weight is legit and not bad weight imo he'll continue that trend.


Health will be the issue tho. OL will only be 8 deep at best. Cant count on all 7 Fr OL to play.

Health was my main point. Defense will keep them in games but I just don't know if Offense can score enough.

I could see (emphasis on could) losses to UT, Ole Miss, GA, LSU, Missouri, South Carolina, and FSU which is 5-7 if all are losses. If there are three wins in that group for UF it would be an excellent coaching job.

 

[ob79]

Here's how I see UF's schedule for 2015:

Sep. 5 New Mexico 2 Florida 0 - The lone score is a safety on the first offensive play of the season for Florida.

Sep. 12 East Carolina 4 Florida 0 - After narrowly dodging a fumble being recovered in the end zone twice, Florida's so far vaunted defense is overshadowed by an inept offense that barely musters any forward momentum.

Sep. 19 at Kentucky 52 Florida 4. Well, at least the defense got two safties?

Sep. 26 Tennessee 72 Florida -9. Yes, that's right, negative nine. You know why. Dobbs is relieved Midway through the second quarter by Juan Jennings, which is weird because he was listed on the depth chart as a Saftey. #secretweapon

Oct. 3 Ole Miss Fighting Land Bear Shark Acbars 10 Florida 9. Finally some offense from the Gators.

Oct. 10 at Missouri 2 Florida 4. Because screw you, Mizzou, and your SEC East championship.

Oct. 17 at LSU 36 Florida 0. The Hat eats grass, his defense eats Florida's lunch.

Oct. 31 Georgia 12 Florida 0. Georgia sets new NCAA record of 6 safties in a game, Florida's defense gets back on track...sort of.

Nov. 7 Vanderbilt 20 Florida 0. UGA's new record stands for one week...Derek Mason is extended 10 years on Nov. 8th.

Nov. 14 at South Carolina 80 Florida 3. Spurrier cracks a few Horse Face jokes in pregame warmups, Horse Face takes ball and goes home.

Nov. 21 Florida Atlantic 0 Florida 20. SUCCESS FOR HORSE FACE!

Nov. 28 Florida State 14 Florida 7. Jim suspends entire OL for the first half after video surfaces of entire OL shoplifting. Florida's defense takes advantage of lack of offensive line with one defensive score.

Dec. 5 SEC Championship Game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

 

[Catbone]

Here's how I see UF's schedule for 2015:

Sep. 5 New Mexico 2 Florida 0 - The lone score is a safety on the first offensive play of the season for Florida.

Sep. 12 East Carolina 4 Florida 0 - After narrowly dodging a fumble being recovered in the end zone twice, Florida's so far vaunted defense is overshadowed by an inept offense that barely musters any forward momentum.

Sep. 19 at Kentucky 52 Florida 4. Well, at least the defense got two safties?

Sep. 26 Tennessee 72 Florida -9. Yes, that's right, negative nine. You know why. Dobbs is relieved Midway through the second quarter by Juan Jennings, which is weird because he was listed on the depth chart as a Saftey. #secretweapon

Oct. 3 Ole Miss Fighting Land Bear Shark Acbars 10 Florida 9. Finally some offense from the Gators.

Oct. 10 at Missouri 2 Florida 4. Because screw you, Mizzou, and your SEC East championship.

Oct. 17 at LSU 36 Florida 0. The Hat eats grass, his defense eats Florida's lunch.

Oct. 31 Georgia 12 Florida 0. Georgia sets new NCAA record of 6 safties in a game, Florida's defense gets back on track...sort of.

Nov. 7 Vanderbilt 20 Florida 0. UGA's new record stands for one week...Derek Mason is extended 10 years on Nov. 8th.

Nov. 14 at South Carolina 80 Florida 3. Spurrier cracks a few Horse Face jokes in pregame warmups, Horse Face takes ball and goes home.

Nov. 21 Florida Atlantic 0 Florida 20. SUCCESS FOR HORSE FACE!

Nov. 28 Florida State 14 Florida 7. Jim suspends entire OL for the first half after video surfaces of entire OL shoplifting. Florida's defense takes advantage of lack of offensive line with one defensive score.

Dec. 5 SEC Championship Game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

I like this

 

[HialeahGator]

:zeitung_lesen:

😂

 

[Glitch]

😂

UT = WRU
UF = RBPoo

 

[MockingVol]

"Doc. I was a little nervous about my first prostate exam but you rubbing both my shoulders the whole time really relaxed me." :blush2:

"... Also, I had no clue that prostate exams last for 15 minutes."

 

[Catbone]

"... Also, I had no clue that prostate exams last for 15 minutes."

After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.

At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the hell was that?"

 

[Glitch]

After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.

At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the hell was that?"

"He said his name was Dr. Holmes... Dr. John Holmes?.?"

 

[Pacer92]

"He said his name was Dr. Holmes... Dr. John Holmes?.?"

Dr. Nate.....Dr. UTKnate?

 

[LaagerVol]

Nothing better than coming into the UT football talk thread and reading fla season predictions and you guy's creepy prostate fetishes.

 

[Freak]

After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.

At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the hell was that?"

:lol:

I needed that laugh. Thanks.

 

[BigOrangeVols]

 

[RiseToTheTop]

UF 2.0


They have OL and QB issues tho.

thats offense.

 

[RiseToTheTop]

TCU just scored again

whats that have to do with their 2015 team? obviously their offense has some questions but their defense will be good. they wont give up much of anything to UFs offense.


but if you wanna go back to last yr they did beat us 34-3. They may not be as good this yr but they will beat UF which is really all i was trying to say in the first place.

 

[rallen]

Football practice today?

 

[Catbone]

Football practice today?

Yep. Check back at 630 for news

 

[HialeahGator]

whats that have to do with their 2015 team? obviously their offense has some questions but their defense will be good. they wont give up much of anything to UFs offense.


but if you wanna go back to last yr they did beat us 34-3. They may not be as good this yr but they will beat UF which is really all i was trying to say in the first place.

Doubt they beat UF. Actually I have more confidence we beat Ole Miss than Vols.

 

[rallen]

Thanks Cat!

 

[MockingVol]

After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.

At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the hell was that?"

I should have known he wasn't a doctor when he said his name was Hugh G. Rection :cray:

 

[rekinhavoc]

The sad part is...there are (young) posters on here who have no idea what movie that's from.

Classic.

Great Patrick Swayze flick. Love when takes his AK-47 and keeps anyone from putting Baby in the corner.

 

[BaldBiker]

Great Patrick Swayze flick. Love when takes his AK-47 and keeps anyone from putting Baby in the corner.

Was that right after he through the guy out of the bar, or before he talked to Demi Moore through Whoopie Goldberg?

 

[YorkVol]

Here's how I see UF's schedule for 2015:

Sep. 5 New Mexico 2 Florida 0 - The lone score is a safety on the first offensive play of the season for Florida.

Sep. 12 East Carolina 4 Florida 0 - After narrowly dodging a fumble being recovered in the end zone twice, Florida's so far vaunted defense is overshadowed by an inept offense that barely musters any forward momentum.

Sep. 19 at Kentucky 52 Florida 4. Well, at least the defense got two safties?

Sep. 26 Tennessee 72 Florida -9. Yes, that's right, negative nine. You know why. Dobbs is relieved Midway through the second quarter by Juan Jennings, which is weird because he was listed on the depth chart as a Saftey. #secretweapon

Oct. 3 Ole Miss Fighting Land Bear Shark Acbars 10 Florida 9. Finally some offense from the Gators.

Oct. 10 at Missouri 2 Florida 4. Because screw you, Mizzou, and your SEC East championship.

Oct. 17 at LSU 36 Florida 0. The Hat eats grass, his defense eats Florida's lunch.

Oct. 31 Georgia 12 Florida 0. Georgia sets new NCAA record of 6 safties in a game, Florida's defense gets back on track...sort of.

Nov. 7 Vanderbilt 20 Florida 0. UGA's new record stands for one week...Derek Mason is extended 10 years on Nov. 8th.

Nov. 14 at South Carolina 80 Florida 3. Spurrier cracks a few Horse Face jokes in pregame warmups, Horse Face takes ball and goes home.

Nov. 21 Florida Atlantic 0 Florida 20. SUCCESS FOR HORSE FACE!

Nov. 28 Florida State 14 Florida 7. Jim suspends entire OL for the first half after video surfaces of entire OL shoplifting. Florida's defense takes advantage of lack of offensive line with one defensive score.

Dec. 5 SEC Championship Game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA

Because screw you, Mizzou

Ha!

 

[JCLawyerVol]

UF has had pretty good success with Fr OL recently.

Nixon
DJHump
Mike Pouncey
Marcus Gilbert

All made some SEC Fr team.


If Ivey's weight is legit and not bad weight imo he'll continue that trend.


Health will be the issue tho. OL will only be 8 deep at best. Cant count on all 7 Fr OL to play.

You know what it takes for an SEC freshman OL to make freshman All-SEC?

Play.