Recruiting Forum Football Talk XVIII

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UTMark said:
Grounds for divorce, IMO. The fact you're still married shows your patience and true love for her.
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It was at Neyland. We got the tickets from a Vandy fan so we were sitting among them. She was wearing orange. They start a chant let's go Vandy clap clap clap. She joined in. Cutler shredded us. I didn't talk to her all the way home . The family voted and it was her last game.

I forgave her. Her grandaddy was an usher at Vandy
For many years. I used to love giving him crap about candy. He was really sick and everyone treated him with kid gloves. He would literally get fired up and ignore everyone else just to argue with me.
 
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rekinhavoc said:
It was at Neyland. We got the tickets from a Vandy fan so we were sitting among them. She was wearing orange. They start a chant let's go Vandy clap clap clap. She joined in. Cutler shredded us. I didn't talk to her all the way home . The family voted and it was her last game.

I forgave her. Her grandaddy was an usher at Vandy
For many years. I used to love giving him crap about candy. He was really sick and everyone treated him with kid gloves. He would literally get fired up and ignore everyone else just to argue with me.
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Rekin I've heard that you can hire a person of the cloth to perform an exorcism on people that have been infested with the dreaded "anchor sickness" which is sometimes called the "Vandy plague". It may be something worth checking in to by your family. There may be other options but the local police may frown on using those.
 
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I'd like to announce the newest member to the Vol family. The perfect baby to bring to every game in Neyland. Never cries and zero feeding. Disregard that crappy liquor in the pic and substitute that for whiskey. Haven't named him/her yet...
 

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74volz said:
I'd like to announce the newest member to the Vol family. The perfect baby to bring to every game in Neyland. Never cries and zero feeding. Disregard that crappy liquor in the pic and substitute that for whiskey. Haven't named him/her yet...
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lol They used that same flask in American Sniper.
 
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Me and my buddy will be cutting it close on time, so no beers. I'll take some shots for those at home though 😉
 
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OldVol49vfl said:
Rekin I've heard that you can hire a person of the cloth to perform an exorcism on people that have been infested with the dreaded "anchor sickness" which is sometimes called the "Vandy plague". It may be something worth checking in to by your family. There may be other options but the local police may frown on using those.
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Lol. The power of Butch compels you, the power of Butch compels you....
 
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74volz said:
I'd like to announce the newest member to the Vol family. The perfect baby to bring to every game in Neyland. Never cries and zero feeding. Disregard that crappy liquor in the pic and substitute that for whiskey. Haven't named him/her yet...
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You sick twisted.....where can I get one?
 
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rekinhavoc said:
You sick twisted.....where can I get one?
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Special order bride from Japan. It's a weird process, but the baby is worth it....

No really, I have no idea. That pic was emailed to me and I immediately thought of sneaking a lot of whiskey into Neyland with it. Figured you guys would approve it. Would be funny as hell if the student section all of the sudden had babies holstered on them..
 
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No O&W game for me.

My wife has me working security for a consignment sale in Brentwood. Yahoooo! Got the DVR set.
 
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Catbone said:
There I see did what you
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For those of you who get to go today, update us on what the crowd numbers are looking like. I hope we can reach at least 70,000+, considering that the weather was supposed to be bad. Might not though.
 
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OGbabyaviVol said:
For those of you who get to go today, update us on what the crowd numbers are looking like. I hope we can reach at least 70,000+, considering that the weather was supposed to be bad. Might not though.
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There are a good number of people here already. I've moved on over to this festival thing on Gay St.
 
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On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being "Lol, who dat?" and 10 being "2-10 season incoming", where do y'all put losing VP?

I'm going with a 4. I don't think it's bad enough to lose us any games by itself but it makes the health of the WR corps that much more important. An injury there and an injury to a RB could turn a 9-3/8-4 season to a 6-6 season.
 
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Aesius said:
On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being "Lol, who dat?" and 10 being "2-10 season incoming", where do y'all put losing VP?

I'm going with a 4. I don't think it's bad enough to lose us any games by itself but it makes the health of the WR corps that much more important. An injury there and an injury to a RB could turn a 9-3/8-4 season to a 6-6 season.
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i agree. lets see what the situation looks like by September though.
 
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Aesius said:
On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being "Lol, who dat?" and 10 being "2-10 season incoming", where do y'all put losing VP?

I'm going with a 4. I don't think it's bad enough to lose us any games by itself but it makes the health of the WR corps that much more important. An injury there and an injury to a RB could turn a 9-3/8-4 season to a 6-6 season.
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Catbone said:
Never watching the weather channel again. They know nothing Jon Snow.
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Well I was hoping it would do like I said but at the last minute it did one of these. I really have no clue what I'm doing. My whole job is to guess stuff and they pay me!
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