Recruiting Forum Off-Topic Thread II

[Rishvol]

How anyone can watch politics on TV blows my mind. I make it a point to turn every tv in the gym from fox news to espn. It makes me feel whole.

What's the difference between those channels?

 

[bignewt]

What's the difference between those channels?

Well you can watch a bunch of ignorant b!tches sit in a circle with one dude in the middle talk about ridiculous political topics like who twittered who and what Kelly Conway is doing or you can watch highlights from the NBA, MLB spring training and NFL combine but yeah same thing.

 

[tonybologna]

Top High School QB Transfers After Fight with Wayne Gretzky's Son | TMZ.com

I thought this was kind of hilarious. Gretzy's son in a fight with a 5* USC QB commit? Doesn't that sound weird? In all seriousness, it cause this recruit in Matt Corral to transfer to another high school.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Kate Upton can text me as often as she wants.

Would your wife/girlfriend be OK with you visiting her over a long weekend?

 

[ALLVOL 4LIFE]

Would your wife/girlfriend be OK with you visiting her over a long weekend?

If I was getting a long weekend with her...my calendar would be cleared, regardless of my status. 🐕 I am!

 

[jason3713]

Would your wife/girlfriend be OK with you visiting her over a long weekend?

I think my wife would pack my bag for me. I could hear her with her friends. Your not going to believe who my husband was ****ing this weekend.

 

[InVOLuntary]

I think my wife would pack my bag for me. I could hear her with her friends. Your not going to believe who my husband was ****ing this weekend.

Lucky guy.

 

[bignewt]

I think my wife would pack my bag for me. I could hear her with her friends. Your not going to believe who my husband was ****ing this weekend.

She nice but she isnt my hall pass. Lets head over to the off topic thread...

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

She nice but she isnt my hall pass. Lets head over to the off topic thread...

Who is your hall pass? Mine is Scarlett Johansson My wife said to get pics

 

[Catbone]

Is marriage as bad as they say it is?

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Is marriage as bad as they say it is?

Not if you marry the right woman. Who needs a hall pass when you have a wife like mine?

 

[InVOLuntary]

Not if you marry the right woman. Who needs a hall pass when you have a wife like mine?

Does your wife read Volnation?

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Does your wife read Volnation?

Lol, no, maybe she should today

 

[InVOLuntary]

Lol, no, maybe she should today

I was going to say, you get no brownie points here.

 

[Glitch]

I was going to say, you get no brownie points here.

Did someone say brownies?

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Did someone say brownies?

Don't feed brownies to your dog… You will kill it!

 

[Glitch]

Don't feed brownies to your dog… You will kill it!

My Dauchsund/Beagle mix has eaten linoleum, lead paint chips, metal, particle board, kitchen cabinets, carpet, tons of garbage, more chocolate than I can remember, a fire starter brick, and who knows what else. If a brownie is what kills her then I would be shocked. Lol.

 

[Kristy*]

Not if you marry the right woman. Who needs a hall pass when you have a wife like mine?

Good man.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

My Dauchsund/Beagle mix has eaten linoleum, lead paint chips, metal, particle board, kitchen cabinets, carpet, tons of garbage, more chocolate than I can remember, a fire starter brick, and who knows what else. If a brownie is what kills her then I would be shocked. Lol.

Sounds like she has a gut made of steel.

 

[drvenner]

I will be binge-watching Daredevil this weekend on NetFlix. Recommendations on my next Netflix obsession?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Is marriage as bad as they say it is?

It was a joke. My wife is an angel. We have been married 17 years in July, and I love her more now than we were first married. Now my first marriage of 12 years was hell on earth...pure hell.

 

[WallyBalls]

My Dauchsund/Beagle mix has eaten linoleum, lead paint chips, metal, particle board, kitchen cabinets, carpet, tons of garbage, more chocolate than I can remember, a fire starter brick, and who knows what else. If a brownie is what kills her then I would be shocked. Lol.

Reason #4,678 mixed breeds are awesome.

The one we had growing up ate the OL Roy mystery kibble, garage door backing, and averaged about a groundhog every couple weeks in the summer.

 

[Darth_Shiveman]

I will be binge-watching Daredevil this weekend on NetFlix. Recommendations on my next Netflix obsession?

Ken Burns' documentary on the Civil War was recently re-added to Netflix.


Amazing doc series.

 

[Darth_Shiveman]

It was a joke. My wife is an angel. We have been married 17 years in July, and I love her more now than we were first married. Now my first marriage of 12 years was hell on earth...pure hell.

Not meaning to pry, but was your wife also previously married?


My current strategy is contingent upon waiting until my 30s and preying upon the first wave of divorcées with lowered standards to marry (for many different reasons which I can go into later but I'm a lil drunk right now).

Got an opinion one way or another on that?

 

[TVA]

SIAP, I think we've found another relative of Hurd.

Bama linebacker Reuben Foster was kicked out of the combine for getting into a "heated altercation" with a hospital worker.

Foster is the top-rated LB for several teams and was expected to be a top-10 draftee. Talk about throwing away an opportunity.