Recruiting Forum Off-Topic Thread II

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The Dog said:
So, now u are going to doubt my love for the Cubs. Ok, u noticed where I said Jody, Jody Davis? That's because Harry used to sing Jody's name to the tune of the Davy Crockett song. Bet they don't tell u that on Google.

And Butchna, who did the Harry skit then and on what show? Oh, I missed that actor part. What got your panties in a wad? I really don't hate the Braves and Lemke, if that hurt your feelings

And why is everybody attacking me 2day, when all I said was that I'm not Bologna?
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Ok, now I am scared. Sounding more TB now than ever before.
 
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The Dog said:
No, it just means I suck at spelling names. You're just mad because Skip couldn't carry Harry's jock and that's kinda nasty to think about. Maybe, it was the other way around but Harry would be more fun to hang out with.
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Skip was great to hang out with. Good memories.
 
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InVOLuntary said:
Have you given her a lie detector test. That gator can be awfully hard to remove. Sometimes they relapse.
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No lie detector test.. but I will surprise her with a pop quiz. Besides she know that if she doesn't toe the line that I won't let her ride on my boat. She loves my boat.
 
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buckfama said:
I got no issue with Jodie.. he did me a favor lol.
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Most of the time, after the fact he generally does unless she takes you to the cleaners and is entitled to 50% of your retirement. I know too many Joes that Jody has screwed over. I got stories that'll make grown men cry or piss their pants with laughter.
 
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My philosophy has always been that as long as he doesn't beat my kids, beat my dog, or drive my truck, then it isn't too bad. I'd still kick her to the curb but something's are unforgivable.
 
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SergeantVol said:
Most of the time, after the fact he generally does unless she takes you to the cleaners and is entitled to 50% of your retirement. I know too many Joes that Jody has screwed over. I got stories that'll make grown men cry or piss their pants with laughter.
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Oh.. I got screwed by the system.. but meeting my new one made it worth it. The other is just money.. I can replace that or things.. but I doubt I'll ever find again what I have now.
 
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SergeantVol said:
My philosophy has always been that as long as he doesn't beat my kids, beat my dog, or drive my truck, then it isn't too bad. I'd still kick her to the curb but something's are unforgivable.
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During our first deployment we were mob'ing out of Ft. Campbell. One of the guys in our battalion was doing just that. He was staying there.. driving the guys car.. spending the night with their kids there. He wasn't my soldier so I had no say in it but I did send word up the chain.

Don't know what ever happened to him or the relationship. I can be an ass but I'm not made that way. It's just wrong.
 
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SergeantVol said:
We had one Soldier at Lewis drown his wife in the bathtub because of Jody.
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I was mad at first.. mainly because it was a buddy of mine. Even went to his house to kick his tail. I got injured so I was still I'm a walking boot but I didn't care. It didn't happen because he was smart enough not to come outside. I was still hyped up from deployment and I was gonna hurt him.

I finally got over it and moved on. But I can see a soldier doing things like that after coming home from a deployment. If the chain of command is aware of something like that occuring I feel they need to keep them separate for awhile.. let the soldier decompress and emotions calm down.
 
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buckfama said:
I was mad at first.. mainly because it was a buddy of mine. Even went to his house to kick his tail. I got injured so I was still I'm a walking boot but I didn't care. It didn't happen because he was smart enough not to come outside. I was still hyped up from deployment and I was gonna hurt him.

I finally got over it and moved on. But I can see a soldier doing things like that after coming home from a deployment. If the chain of command is aware of something like that occuring I feel they need to keep them separate for awhile.. let the soldier decompress and emotions calm down.
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Every time I see one of those sappy videos where the soldier is coming home from deployment and his wife is bawlin and carrying on, I can't help the thought going through my head "I wonder how many dudes she's been banging while he's been over there facing death? She's probably freaking out and hoping he don't find out"
 
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Ulysees E. McGill said:
Every time I see one of those sappy videos where the soldier is coming home from deployment and his wife is bawlin and carrying on, I can't help the thought going through my head "I wonder how many dudes she's been banging while he's been over there facing death? She's probably freaking out and hoping he don't find out"
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About 10 years ago, I was single and doing the bar scene every weekend. I was making eye contact with this really hot girl, so eventually I bought her a drink and went over to talk to her. After about 30 minutes of talking to her, she told me she was married.

I said something like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I will leave u along"

She said, "It's ok, he is in Afghanistan, so he does't have to know anything about it".

I was shocked and said, " But, I would. Have a good night, bye". Some women are just heartless, soulless creatures.
 
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The Dog said:
About 10 years ago, I was single and doing the bar scene every weekend. I was making eye contact with this really hot girl, so eventually I bought her a drink and went over to talk to her. After about 30 minutes of talking to her, she told me she was married.

I said something like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I will leave u along"

She said, "It's ok, he is in Afghanistan, so he does't have to know anything about it".

I was shocked and said, " But, I would. Have a good night, bye". Some women are just heartless, soulless creatures.
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Absolutely. When someone marries a Service Member, it is implied that they will be gone for extended periods of time. If they can't be faithful, they should just leave.
 
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