Recruiting Forum Off Topic Thread III

[Rishvol]

Why do I find this outrage so funny?

Cause you're about to experience the life of a pet

 

[RikidyBones]

Cause you're about to experience the life of a pet

I want you to know that I'm sitting on a table without pants.

 

[bignewt]

I want you to know that I'm sitting on a table without pants.

who would even put pants on a table?

 

[Sleegro]

who would even put pants on a table?

Well tables do have legs so not that crazy.

 

[bignewt]

Well tables do have legs so not that crazy.

I wish I could belt you right now.

 

[Rishvol]

I want you to know that I'm sitting on a table without pants.

Must be a cat then

 

[WinginFlorida]

I wish I could belt you right now.

You weren't expecting that eh? Threw you for a loop...

 

[bignewt]

You weren't expecting that eh? Threw you for a loop...

I guess I need to buckle down and be more vigilant.

 

[RikidyBones]

who would even put pants on a table?

people don't?

 

[#Vol4Life1991]

who would even put pants on a table?

 

[Sleegro]

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Needs to buckle up. Nobody wants to see it's drawers.

 

[bignewt]

Needs to buckle up. Nobody wants to see it's drawers.

pun previously used. 3 demerits.

 

[Sleegro]

pun previously used. 3 demerits.

The buckle wasn't the pun in my post though.

 

[RikidyBones]

good God, it feels like I've been kicked in the nuts. I wont ever do that again

 

[bignewt]

The buckle wasn't the pun in my post though.

Sir there were two. One was already used. 2 more demerits for back talk.

 

[MiramarVol]

The buckle wasn't the pun in my post though.

 

[Sleegro]

Sir there were two. One was already used. 2 more demerits for back talk.

Buckle was literal in my post not a pun at all. 9 demerits for you for false accusations.

 

[bignewt]

Buckle was literal in my post not a pun at all. 9 demerits for you for false accusations.

18 demerits for lying after the fact. You want more?

Richard Vernon : You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.

John Bender : Eat my shorts.

Richard Vernon : What was that?

John Bender : Eat... My... Shorts.

Richard Vernon : You just bought yourself another Saturday.

John Bender : Ooh, I'm crushed.

Richard Vernon : You just bought one more.

John Bender : Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.

Richard Vernon : Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?

John Bender : No.

Richard Vernon : I'm doing society a favor.

John Bender : So?

Richard Vernon : That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one?

John Bender : Yes.

Richard Vernon : You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal!

Claire Standish : Cut it out!

Richard Vernon : You through?

John Bender : Not even close bud!

Richard Vernon : Good! You got one more right there!

John Bender : You really think I give a ****?

Richard Vernon : Another! You through?

John Bender : How many is that?

Brian Johnson : That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.

Richard Vernon : Now it's eight. You stay out of this.

Brian Johnson : Excuse me sir, it's seven.

 

[Vol464]

good God, it feels like I've been kicked in the nuts. I wont ever do that again

Drink some coffee. That’ll help

 

[volatil]

good God, it feels like I've been kicked in the nuts. I wont ever do that again

Watch season highlights?

 

[Glitch]

good God, it feels like I've been kicked in the nuts. I wont ever do that again

"I think I really want to have another baby"

- Mrs. utvols88


utvols88 brain be like.....

 

[StoVol]

The buckle wasn't the pun in my post though.

 

[bignewt]

 

[Sleegro]

Come on guys. The drawers pun was funny. Let's just table this until you guys get yer sense of humor adjusted.

 

[bignewt]

Come on guys. The drawers pun was funny. Let's just table this until you guys get yer sense of humor adjusted.

I just think you are slacking off. Must be in your jeans.