Recruiting Forum Off Topic Thread III

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utvols88 said:
good God, it feels like I've been kicked in the nuts. I wont ever do that again
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Great, now I get to imagine being kicked in the plums for the next month until my procedure. I think @volatil may be onto something, I can watch the Vols last 10 years to numb them up :)
 
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VFL23 said:
Great, now I get to imagine being kicked in the plums for the next month until my procedure. I think @volatil may be onto something, I can watch the Vols last 10 years to numb them up :)
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ok so I'll give my assessment..

Day One: They had a needle free numbing thing that felt like being hit by a rubber band. Did that probably 10 times. Didnt really feel pain. More so mild pressure. It was over quickly and I felt like I could drive home. I was walking around after just fine. Cleaned some of the house too. The "pain" that you feel is the type you feel when you get kicked in the nuts. I've been putting a frozen pack of corn or peas on top of the boxer briefs but under the regular boxers.

Get a jock strap and some tight boxer briefs for support.

Day Two: A little sore internally but nothing too bad. i dont even need the pain meds. My dad came over today, unrelated to the surgery, and I kept offering him a cup of cream corn. He mentioned theres more seed in that pack than I'll ever have as of yesterday. Hes very supportive. I've been feeling well enough to be stupid and perform normal activities and I'm feeling a little sore now.

Being put to sleep isnt necessary. I didn't even see a single thing except the smoke from the cauterizing. Just dont be chicken **** about it, accept it as the result and you'll be fine.
 
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utvols88 said:
ok so I'll give my assessment..

Day One: They had a needle free numbing thing that felt like being hit by a rubber band. Did that probably 10 times. Didnt really feel pain. More so mild pressure. It was over quickly and I felt like I could drive home. I was walking around after just fine. Cleaned some of the house too. The "pain" that you feel is the type you feel when you get kicked in the nuts. I've been putting a frozen pack of corn or peas on top of the boxer briefs but under the regular boxers.

Get a jock strap and some tight boxer briefs for support.

Day Two: A little sore internally but nothing too bad. i dont even need the pain meds. My dad came over today, unrelated to the surgery, and I kept offering him a cup of cream corn. He mentioned theres more seed in that pack than I'll ever have as of yesterday. Hes very supportive. I've been feeling well enough to be stupid and perform normal activities and I'm feeling a little sore now.

Being put to sleep isnt necessary. I didn't even see a single thing except the smoke from the cauterizing. Just dont be chicken **** about it, accept it as the result and you'll be fine.
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Did you have the no scalpel procedure?
 
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You want to know what pisses me off?

Property taxes.

I have to pay property taxes every year, on **** I already own. **** I paid taxes on when I bought it in the first place.

Holy **** that pisses me the **** off.
 
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HoleInTheRoof said:
You want to know what pisses me off?

Property taxes.

I have to pay property taxes every year, on **** I already own. **** I paid taxes on when I bought it in the first place.

Holy **** that pisses me the **** off.
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How would you pay for police, fire dept and road maintenance?
 
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utvols88 said:
ok so I'll give my assessment..

Day One: They had a needle free numbing thing that felt like being hit by a rubber band. Did that probably 10 times. Didnt really feel pain. More so mild pressure. It was over quickly and I felt like I could drive home. I was walking around after just fine. Cleaned some of the house too. The "pain" that you feel is the type you feel when you get kicked in the nuts. I've been putting a frozen pack of corn or peas on top of the boxer briefs but under the regular boxers.

Get a jock strap and some tight boxer briefs for support.

Day Two: A little sore internally but nothing too bad. i dont even need the pain meds. My dad came over today, unrelated to the surgery, and I kept offering him a cup of cream corn. He mentioned theres more seed in that pack than I'll ever have as of yesterday. Hes very supportive. I've been feeling well enough to be stupid and perform normal activities and I'm feeling a little sore now.

Being put to sleep isnt necessary. I didn't even see a single thing except the smoke from the cauterizing. Just dont be chicken **** about it, accept it as the result and you'll be fine.
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Hand mine done little over a year ago. Wasn't terrible but I did feel more than I thought I should. Mine was old school cut, burn and implant. Told them my hanging hardware felt a little tight. Still to this day have some pressure/small pain on some exciting events. Like a tangle or something pulling. Definitely accepting that in exchange for no more children. And visibly different looking pre procedure my crown royal sack isn't even at the bottom. I'll trade the chance of more kids for a little pain and an uneven jangle.
 
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