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Nash_Vol97 said:
I’m going to hold off on #2 😂 but the rest is well appreciated! I work from home and didn’t want to take more PTO so I intend to take my laptop to the couch with a bag of frozen peas for the majority of my workday haha.
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Lol. You should be fine tomorrow then, if you're working from home.


I don't want to tell you how to live your life but frozen butter beans was the way to go... more larger and smoother, like a bean bag chair
 
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TN-POSSUM said:
I was high as a kite and wanted to see what the doctor was doing. Me asking embarrassed my wife but I thought it was interesting.



* @Nash_Vol97 if you're wife is interested, have her stay in the room.... my wife is a nurse and she was all about it.
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This. After the drugs they gave me, the only thing I could manage when the smoke started was "Cool...my balls are on fire. :chuckle:"
 
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TN-POSSUM said:
1)Take the pill or whatever they offer to chill you out. Ask for more, if needed

2) Ask for a mirror before they begin and see if they'll let you keep the "piece" they cut out.

3) When you see smoke.... DO NOT MOVE.

4) I don't know what you do for a living, but if it's physical labor, I'd take the rest of the week off.

5) A bag of frozen butter beans feels better than a frozen bag of broccoli.

6) This should be the only time you have this done, so lay back and enjoy it..... the best you can.

GO 🍊 🍊
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One thing to add, I don’t recommend wearing regular boxers afterwards. You need something with some support for several days.
 
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Weezer said:
Why are you fantasizing about me?
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It's not that kind of fantasizing. Don't be judgin.
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Nash_Vol97 said:
Well ladies and gents, today is the day that I get the snip. Any advice from those who have gone before me?
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Take the pill. Rest up for a couple days. Don’t worry, you will swell up bigly but it goes down after a day or two.

Then, after a couple of weeks, enjoy full, unbridled love making with the Mrs without worry.
 
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WWII Cartoonist Bill Maulden... The popular single-panel cartoon focused on the trials and tribulations of a pair of bearded and beat up riflemen as they survived life on the front lines. Not surprisingly, the biting and honest humour was a huge hit with the rank-and-file and helped keep soldiers’ spirits up during some of the conflict’s darkest days. In fact, many combat veterans said they couldn’t have made it through the hell without a daily chuckle from the famous anti-heroes

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