Recruiting forum off topic thread (no politics, covid, or hot button issues)

[Nash_Vol97]

Take the pill. Rest up for a couple days. Don’t worry, you will swell up bigly but it goes down after a day or two.

Then, after a couple of weeks, enjoy full, unbridled love making with the Mrs without worry.

Take the pill? They didn’t even offer me that

 

[LadyVolette]

Take the pill? They didn’t even offer me that

Are y’all talking about a vasectomy? they didn’t send my husband home with pain medication either, just told him to take Ibuprofen he whined for about two days then he was okay lol.. frozen peas work well as an ice pack

 

[Devo182]

It’s an incredible city. Dozens of unique neighborhoods, top notch food of all cuisines, sports, music, culture. Literally anything you could want.

That pertains to every large city though. Those are ubiquitous qualities.

San Diego...Barcelona...maybe even a Vancouver I could see "incredible". Atlanta is pretty bleh as far as metro cities go...plus traffic and high crime rates. Just far too unplanned and mostly suburban hell (though inside the belt is pretty good, just not enough of the overall blob that it became). Then the humidity on top of it.

It's fine though for the southeast

 

[UTProf]

Take the pill? They didn’t even offer me that

I'm pro giving anyone getting surgery on their nether regions and/or other sensitive areas as much of the strongest dope available that won't kill them. Might only get a week's supply but hey, you earned it. lol.

 

[SSVol]

Take the pill? They didn’t even offer me that

I had an IV push of something that was lovely. Half at the start, the other half midway through the procedure. Don't know what it was, but *highly* recommended. So to speak...

 

[GiggerVol]

I had an IV push of something that was lovely. Half at the start, the other half midway through the procedure. Don't know what it was, but *highly* recommended. So to speak...

They didn't offer or give me nothing back when I had mine done. The only thing I recall them doing was applying something that kinda numbed the area fo a bit. The doc said take ibuprofin if needed once I got home. I took two when I first got home and that was it. I had mine done on a Friday and returned to work the following Monday.

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Are y’all talking about a vasectomy? they didn’t send my husband home with pain medication either, just told him to take Ibuprofen he whined for about two days then he was okay lol.. frozen peas work well as an ice pack

The pill was referring to beforehand. Now that it’s over, it’s just ibuprofen.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Take the pill. Rest up for a couple days. Don’t worry, you will swell up bigly but it goes down after a day or two.

Then, after a couple of weeks, enjoy full, unbridled love making with the Mrs without worry.

They tried to give me pain medication. Ill be damned.

I said 'send the **** back'. My fave Doc was the guy who smiled. Cherubic guy. Said he did his first tours as an MD in Nam. He smiled, looked at me and said 'ya know, Id tell someone, unless they're size of bowling balls, here's some Tylenol.' I laughed.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I had an IV push of something that was lovely. Half at the start, the other half midway through the procedure. Don't know what it was, but *highly* recommended. So to speak...

We tawkin' vasectomies???

Y'all ready???????


Unfortunately with large hematomas and infection, there is nowhere for the blood to travel. Its Science. So, your body can either absorb it, or it cant. And it has to he removed, if necrotic. Usually both. Fortunately, after exploration, that wasnt done.

 

[Devo182]

They didn't offer or give me nothing back when I had mine done.

This moran has your answer:

2) Ask for a mirror before they begin and see if they'll let you keep the "piece" they cut out.

 

[Devo182]

We tawkin' vasectomies???View attachment 545895

Y'all ready???????


Unfortunately with large hematomas and infection, there is nowhere for the blood to travel. Its Science. So, your body can either absorb it, or it cant. And it has to he removed, if necrotic. Usually both. Fortunately, after exploration, that wasnt done.

Just why though?

Pulling out is a lost art.

Buncha brutes in here.













....or from what the olders say, just stay married a little longer and you'll be cut with your "vasectomy" by a thousand no's

 

[Jackcrevol]

Just why though?

Pulling out is a lost art.

Buncha brutes in here.

'Its a piece of cake'.

Well, like red velvet smash cake.

 

[EezyE]

The pill was referring to beforehand. Now that it’s over, it’s just ibuprofen.

I hope to goodness you didn’t take the other guy’s suggestion to ask for a piece that was cut out.

 

[jave36]

Just why though?

Pulling out is a lost art.

Buncha brutes in here.













....or from what the olders say, just stay married a little longer and you'll be cut with your "vasectomy" by a thousand no's

Love that last line, very clever

 

[Nash_Vol97]

I hope to goodness you didn’t take the other guy’s suggestion to ask for a piece that was cut out.

Haha no

 

[BarrythesnoUT]

LV is a parody account himself. “Jeremy Banks will go in the first round” “Darnell will run a 4.8”. His takes are just as bad as those he mocks

LittleVol is Dobbs4Heisman.

Finkle is Einhorn.

 

[LadyVolette]

The pill was referring to beforehand. Now that it’s over, it’s just ibuprofen.

Ahh.. I had uterine biopsys and delivered twins the non c section way.. I had zero sympathy lol.. they probably gave you the option of a pre-op valium or something.. oh, go for your follow-up and make sure you don’t still have swimmers

 

[LittleVol]

LittleVol is Dobbs4Heisman.

Finkle is Einhorn.

Omg I'm nothing like that dude.

That's so lame that you don't know anyone else to compare

 

[Vol in Buckeye Land]

LittleVol is Dobbs4Heisman.

Finkle is Einhorn.

@BigOrangeTrain is actually @LittleVol ’s estranged older brother. Still resents him for stealing their mom’s affection and not taking his design suggestions for their treehouse.

 

[knoxvol52]

Take the pill. Rest up for a couple days. Don’t worry, you will swell up bigly but it goes down after a day or two.

Then, after a couple of weeks, enjoy full, unbridled love making with the Mrs without worry.

Make sure you got bags of frozen peas

 

[Weezer]

This doesn't help your mean, old woman image.

 

[LadyVolette]

This doesn't help your mean, old woman image.

We have images?

 

[Weezer]

We have images?

Absolutely.

 

[knoxvol52]

I'm pro giving anyone getting surgery on their nether regions and/or other sensitive areas as much of the strongest dope available that won't kill them. Might only get a week's supply but hey, you earned it. lol.

I had a vasectomy 20 years ago Doctor sent me home with 10 pain pills ,hand lotion and a doo rag got to take care of the few swimmers lurking around

 

[LittleVol]

@BigOrangeTrain is actually @LittleVol ’s estranged older brother. Still resents him for stealing their mom’s affection and not taking his design suggestions for their treehouse.

Well...not too far off target with that assessment .

BOT despises me