Recruiting forum off topic thread (no politics, covid, or hot button issues)

[Enki_Amenra]

Ryan Day's nipples are always hard. Always.

 

[Weezer]

Ryan Day's nipples are always hard. Always.

They also lactate.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

They also lactate.

 

[Weezer]

They also lactate.

@GiggerVol says, "Oh really???".

 

[Weezer]

You can't milk me.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

You can't milk me.

I forgot you had your boobs removed.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

You can't milk me.

Mrs Wang down at the Parlor sure can...

 

[Weezer]

I forgot you had your boobs removed.

I still have my nipples, but the restraining order says you have to stay at least 50 feet away.

 

[Weezer]

Mrs Wang down at the Parlor sure can...

We're not talking about your mom.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

You can't milk me.

Is it because the milk has gone bad?

 

[Glitch]

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Is it because the milk has gone bad?

Curdled real bad.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

So the USA is under attack?

 

[Checker_the_Shire]

So the USA is under attack?

I miss something outside of the New Orleans attack?

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I miss something outside of the New Orleans attack?

Tesla explodes at Trump Vegas

 

[MarcoVol]

Tesla explodes at Trump Vegas

Sounds about right for a Tesla

 

[Jackcrevol]

Tesla explodes at Trump Vegas

sounds targeted

 

[IMissTheMidRangeGame]

sounds targeted

Not if you’re Texas

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

I hope terrorists don’t attack near Arctic Avenue in Virginia Beach down by where my ex wife lives.

 

[m1al]

Sounds about right for a Tesla

Evidently an ex green beret made a bomb out of a cybertruck, fireworks and Coleman fuel and killed himself in the process. Parked right in front of the entrance. The thing blew straight up and didn't even break one window... It's not funny at all, but damn....

No wonder we can't win a war.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Sounds about right for a Tesla

one of my best mates wrecked his on interstate. exploded into a giant firebomb. he and his young daughter were lucky to make it out alive. scary as hell.

 

[Orange_Crush]

No need for all that. He could have explained and we could have discussed. Or he could have chosen to just carry a grudge on an online football forum for a few months, apparently. No biggie in my book.

For clarity, I genuinely had no idea what his reply to me was saying. Agreeing? Disagreeing? Sarcasm? Kudo? Who knows?

I think I found it. The closest I could find was around 15 months ago, when I posted this in response to:





I guess I should apologize for making an obviously blue font joke that wasn't directed at you, @knoxvol52. I would be more than happy to meet you at a Waffle House of your choice and spring for an Allstar Breakfast in recompense.

 

[Weezer]

I think I found it. The closest I could find was around 15 months ago, when I posted this in response to:


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I guess I should apologize for making an obviously blue font joke that wasn't directed at you, @knoxvol52. I would be more than happy to meet you at a Waffle House of your choice and spring for an Allstar Breakfast in recompense.

Get an all-star ass whoopin' more like.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Get an all-star ass whoopin' more like.

"How big an ol' boy ya anyway?"

 

[Weezer]

"How big an ol' boy ya anyway?"

I don't think you're ready for this Yeti.

Lucky for you it's knox you're beefin' with.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Get an all-star ass whoopin' more like.

Also, if someone offers to buy you an AllStar Breakfast, you don't throw hands. Some things are sacrosanct.