'22 Recruiting Forum: Official Missouri Pregame/Game Thread

#84
#84
I want this to be such a one-sided beating that Sankey calls Hype on his cell at halftime and orders him to put in his second string, which makes Hype laugh and hang up on him, and then the first play from scrimmage he has Hendo yoink a 75-yard shot to Jalin Hyatt's 4th TD of the game to put the Vols up 56-0. I want the starters in ALL game. I want 5 wide (Hyatt, Bru, Ced, Key, and Squirrel/Merrill/freshmen) as much as possible. I want the idiot factory that controls the CFP to be like "a'ight, we're sorry.....our bad, y'all.". I want the talking heads on ESPN to be all uppity because "we ran up the score" and Hype to be all "did not, it's our JOB to score, it's THEIR job to keep us from scoring."
 
#86
#86
A classic trap game.

Gotta focus, because after this trap game we got another trap game with the Cocks, so we can't look ahead to the trap game with Candy at the end of the year.

Vols 9
Mizzou 8

We'll be too distracted by the two other trap games left on the schedule

We'll probably stumble over those trap games too because when your season becomes a trap within a trap within a trap then reality itself feels like one big trap just looking to hold you down, naked in the woods, clutching your power T while the playoff committee tries to eat you.
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#92
#92

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