Rumor from my hometown source:

#54
#54
pl3 said:
I have a friend who is an intern with the NCAA. He said they had bbq catered in today and that never happens. Smirks and innuendos abound. The rumor is that the letter went out and penalties are severe. The bbq lunch signifying the day that UT's program hit rock bottom after a horrific bbq scandal and sending a couple of hotties to see recruits play ball.
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That's nice.

I didn't realize that they sent out the penalties with this letter.
 
#55
#55
tigervol9802 said:
That's nice.

I didn't realize that they sent out the penalties with this letter.
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Careful. He'll say that in his short time here he's noticed youre a smart a** to posters.

It's like a scarlet letter. I gotsed me one.
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#60
#60
NYYVol said:
Careful. He'll say that in his short time here he's noticed youre a smart a** to posters.

It's like a scarlet letter. I gotsed me one.
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I love sarcasm. I was wrong about you. You aren't a smarta**. My bad.
 
#62
#62
BigPapaVol said:
*yore
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*eeyore

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#65
#65
VOLINVONORE said:
We will see, but I don't think the NCAA is going around talking about penalties until the Letter is received.
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I think several sources confirmed that Tennessee was told of what could be in the letter before it would be sent out, and they were given the option of trying to negotiate a different outcome before the letter was issued and any sanctions were recommended.
 
#67
#67
Sounds like the USC punishment. At least they could get a little creative. Thoughts on what the 'AA should give Tennessee?

I think the coaching staff should have to paint themselves orange and cheer from the stands for the rest of the season, they're not really offering anything on the bench, right now, anyways. And hatvol, lawvol and NYYVol should be installed to patrol the sidelines to argue over who gets to call the next play, while taking turns telling Scotty he's soft, calling McBee - McBrick, McGetahaircut, McNancy, McDowell's (the golden arcs), McNotLofton, setting dribble limits per possession for Goins, and furiously Blackberrying their postgame reports. Can you imagine all the ass slapping between those three?

That would be a sound punishment!
 
#69
#69
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Thoughts on what the 'AA should give Tennessee?
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I think they should force us to finish in the bottom half of our division while making us watch our biggest rivals win national championship after national championship.

I think they should relegate us to pretending Music City Bowls are important and that the UK game is the true test of a season.

I think they should impose a rule requiring at least one embarrassing story on sportscenter about rappers, guns, marijuana, hostesses, nazis, drop phones, barbeques, robberies, end of game fiascos, or proper showering technique per month.

I think there should be a decree requiring the words "Tennessee" and "suspension" to be found in proximity of no more than 3 inches in any newspaper column.

I actually think Hamilton believes the same thing, and has self-imposed these penalties to stay ahead of the game.
 
#70
#70
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Sounds like the USC punishment. At least they could get a little creative. Thoughts on what the 'AA should give Tennessee?

I think the coaching staff should have to paint themselves orange and cheer from the stands for the rest of the season, they're not really offering anything on the bench, right now, anyways. And hatvol, lawvol and NYYVol should be installed to patrol the sidelines to argue over who gets to call the next play, while taking turns telling Scotty he's soft, calling McBee - McBrick, McGetahaircut, McNancy, McDowell's (the golden arcs), McNotLofton, setting dribble limits per possession for Goins, and furiously Blackberrying their postgame reports. Can you imagine all the ass slapping between those three?

That would be a sound punishment!
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Ah, yes, if you question any aspect of the basketball program, you're a "hater." I guess we should just have more people like you who are glorified cheerleaders too stupid to question anything of substance while kissing the ass of the guy who fetches Steve Forbes another plate from the buffet.
 
#71
#71
pl3 said:
LOL. I was giving NYYvol a little grief. I guess he didn't like it. I guess he's tight with people on this site and they changed my comment. Pretty funny. Pretty funny to hit a nerve so bad, someone changes my comment.
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Hit a nerve? Please. Your kindergarten level ish is neither funny nor does it serve a purpose.
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#73
#73
GtwnVol said:
On I40 from Knoxville to Memphis, I stopped at Bucksnort once. I'll never make that mistake again. Sketchiest. place. ever.
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You're lucky they let you go. If you had tried to get into the back room through the secret doorway you would never have been heard from again.

They spend a lot of time and money to keep it that way. Looks like a nowhere place where nothin's happening. People just drive right on by never suspecting that . . .

They know all the secrets.

Wait for it.

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#75
#75
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Sounds like the USC punishment. At least they could get a little creative. Thoughts on what the 'AA should give Tennessee?

I think the coaching staff should have to paint themselves orange and cheer from the stands for the rest of the season, they're not really offering anything on the bench, right now, anyways. And hatvol, lawvol and NYYVol should be installed to patrol the sidelines to argue over who gets to call the next play, while taking turns telling Scotty he's soft, calling McBee - McBrick, McGetahaircut, McNancy, McDowell's (the golden arcs), McNotLofton, setting dribble limits per possession for Goins, and furiously Blackberrying their postgame reports. Can you imagine all the ass slapping between those three?

That would be a sound punishment!
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:lolabove:
 
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