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#76
I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than go on a cruise. Resort life for me. WHy be imprisoned on a ship of bacteria and fatties when you can be on the beach all day?
 
#77
#77
bignewt said:
I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than go on a cruise. Resort life for me. WHy be imprisoned on a ship of bacteria and fatties when you can be on the beach all day?
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I agree that I’d rather go to a resort, but we got a great deal on cyber Monday, only have to drive 5 hours to Jax, have a free place to stay and park, the boat is smaller than most (which is good) and was completely redone in September and so we just go to the adults only area and enjoy the open ocean and cocktails. The times between eating, drinking, and getting a tan the concentration will be on getting my wife pregnant. Should be a good time.
 
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bignewt said:
I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than go on a cruise. Resort life for me. WHy be imprisoned on a ship of bacteria and fatties when you can be on the beach all day?
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A cruise can be great if you go on medium or smaller ship 1200 or less passengers. The mega ships are for fatties and recent retirees or for people who thinks O'Charley's is good food
 
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Biopsyman said:
A cruise can be great if you go on medium or smaller ship 1200 or less passengers. The mega ships are for fatties and recent retirees or for people who thinks O'Charley's is good food
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OTOH, those larger ships are no different than a resort in terms of area. Biggest advantage is that unlike a resort, the boat goes to multiple destinations instead of having to look at the same beach every day.
 
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bignewt said:
I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater than go on a cruise. Resort life for me. WHy be imprisoned on a ship of bacteria and fatties when you can be on the beach all day?
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I’ve never felt imprisoned on a ship, I’ve gotten to where I rarely get off the ship in port.
 
#82
#82
We cruised on one of the new RC ships last spring and had a great time. The food was decidedly better than it was on the last Carnival trip we took. There was sooooo much to do and see on board that we never got tired of the ship. Numerous dining options (including upcharge sushi, steak, and innovative cuisine), incredible gym, plenty of deck space, adult solarium, diving show, multiple water slides, waveriders, basketball, putt putt, zip line (no thanks), green courtyard, climbing walls, nice track, carnival/boardwalk... It was like its own floating resort town.
 
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kiddiedoc said:
We cruised on one of the new RC ships last spring and had a great time. The food was decidedly better than it was on the last Carnival trip we took. There was sooooo much to do and see on board that we never got tired of the ship. Numerous dining options (including upcharge sushi, steak, and innovative cuisine), incredible gym, plenty of deck space, adult solarium, diving show, multiple water slides, waveriders, basketball, putt putt, zip line (no thanks), green courtyard, climbing walls, nice track, carnival/boardwalk... It was like its own floating resort town.
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Carnival is awful....Its the Greyhound on cruise ships
 
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1972 Grad said:
I haven't, but I've done the cheese grater thing. Never again. Whew!
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as I mentioned before, there's really no difference between a boat and a resort. Boats are so big you never know you're on one, just like a resort. Big difference is the port of calls and even with that you dont have to get off the boat if you dont want....just like a resort. Dont knock one till you try it. You'd be really surprised.
 
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GreveHaller said:
have you ever been on a cruise?
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No thanks, I value my health. Too many horror stories for me. I fly to the beach. Preferably Cozumel. There I can rent a jeep and tool around the island. Absolute freedom and no mass puking in the galley.
 
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bignewt said:
No thanks, I value my health. Too many horror stories for me. I fly to the beach. Preferably Cozumel. There I can rent a jeep and tool around the island. Absolute freedom and no mass puking in the galley.
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I used to feel about the same way until my wife got me on a cruise. I learned quickly those horror stories for the most part are crap.
 
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bignewt said:
No thanks, I value my health. Too many horror stories for me. I fly to the beach. Preferably Cozumel. There I can rent a jeep and tool around the island. Absolute freedom and no mass puking in the galley.
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So you fly to the beach even though there are so many plane crashes. Or ride in a car since there are so many wrecks.

Those horror stories are few and far between just like plane crashes. The news doesnt report on fun times, just catastrophes.
 
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GreveHaller said:
So you fly to the beach even though there are so many plane crashes. Or ride in a car since there are so many wrecks.

Those horror stories are few and far between just like plane crashes. The news doesnt report on fun times, just catastrophes.
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Yep, how many cruise ships depart US ports every week with how many passengers and there are 1 or 2 stories a year.
 
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hog88 said:
I used to feel about the same way until my wife got me on a cruise. I learned quickly those horror stories for the most part are crap.
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My father in law used to use the same excuse. Mother in law finally got him to go on a cruise to Bermuda. He still didn't really have a good time because he's a crotchety old bastard, lol. We've cruised at least once a year for the past 12 years and never experienced any of the "horror stories".
 
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bignewt said:
No thanks, I value my health. Too many horror stories for me. I fly to the beach. Preferably Cozumel. There I can rent a jeep and tool around the island. Absolute freedom and no mass puking in the galley.
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Yeah tooling around in a Jeep in Mexico sounds much safer than being on a massive cruise liner.
 
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SaluteToTheHill said:
My father in law used to use the same excuse. Mother in law finally got him to go on a cruise to Bermuda. He still didn't really have a good time because he's a crotchety old bastard, lol. We've cruised at least once a year for the past 12 years and never experienced any of the "horror stories".
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Worst thing that ever happened to me on a cruise was a brushed up against some wet paint ruining a sports coat, maintenance didn't mark the area. They comped my sign and sale account, it was day 5 so I made out like a bandit.
 
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hog88 said:
Worst thing that ever happened to me on a cruise was a brushed up against some wet paint ruining a sports coat, maintenance didn't mark the area. They comped my sign and sale account, it was day 5 so I made out like a bandit.
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I had to go to the infirmary on the boat because I was too stubborn to get my ankle fixed before we left. I could barely walk and ended up having to get a shot of tordall in my ass by a German doctor while my wife watched, laughing her head off. That was not cheap.
 
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hog88 said:
While I like tooling around in a Jeep, there is just something about never having an empty drink in your hand.
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That's at the all inclusive resort you are staying at or a bar on the cliffs of Cozumel's southern coast that may be the most beautiful place in the world.
 
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bignewt said:
That's at the all inclusive resort you are staying at or a bar on the cliffs of Cozumel's southern coast. Get schit faced and drive the jeep off of'em. That may be the most beautiful place in the world to die.
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Fify. Lulz.
 
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