Saved by the Bell - Conspiracy Theory

#78
#78
n_huffhines said:
Some of you may be interested to know you can buy a dildo that is molded to Screech's specifications.
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Yeah, considering I've read portions of his book, and he loves to exaggerate, I'm going to guess it's about 3 times bigger than the original model.
 
#80
#80
VolsSportsFan said:
Yeah, considering I've read portions of his book, and he loves to exaggerate, I'm going to guess it's about 3 times bigger than the original model.
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He's actually got a sextape out, I've never seen it (inb4 "sure you haven't") and I've read and heard that it's pretty big.

Dammit Huff, you weirded this thread up.
 
#82
#82
Notorious B.E.N said:
He's actually got a sextape out, I've never seen it (inb4 "sure you haven't") and I've read and heard that it's pretty big.

Dammit Huff, you weirded this thread up.
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I've also read that the accusation is what you see isn't really him because his face and..."it" are never in the same shot.
 
#83
#83
In a December 2013 interview for the OWN Network he stated that he regretted doing the video, and that he actually hired a porn performer to play him in the sex scenes (which is why you never see his face during actual sex acts.)
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Wait, so this wasn't a private thing that was leaked, it was a professional shindig that he purposely released?
 
#84
#84
AggieInTN said:
Wait, so this wasn't a private thing that was leaked, it was a professional shindig that he purposely released?
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Yep.

Supposedly he's come out and said he regrets doing the book too and that he made most of it up.

Pretty pathetic how fast this guy is going through all the phases of desperation for fame: reality shows, tell all scandal books, sex tapes, and now the honest "I was wrong" tour.

Look for him on Celebrity Rehab next, followed by becoming born again with a show with Kirk Cameron on TBN.
 
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#89
#89
Volwark said:
Look up her sisters then. She's actually a triplet. Joy Creel and Monica Lacey. In this case nature not only gives a redo, but it a bonus chance.
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The triplets were actually in Parent Trap III with Hayley Mills, aka Miss Bliss, thus completing the Disney circle of life.
 
#93
#93
n_huffhines said:
The hottest was Punkie Brewster then, cause she made a cameo and her tits were huge.
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Had to have breast reduction surgery because of how enormous they got. True story. Read an interview she did and said they'd grown so big everyone called her Punky Boobster.
 
#97
#97
vols 30 said:
I always thought Slater would be the bad seed - not racist
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He cheated on the Doritos girl, so there is that.

I feel really bad for Diamond. He's a total douche, but it's clear his stardom wrecked him. He was homeschooled and 3 years younger than the rest of the cast, and he never had real friends.
 
#99
#99
n_huffhines said:
He cheated on the Doritos girl, so there is that.

I feel really bad for Diamond. He's a total douche, but it's clear his stardom wrecked him. He was homeschooled and 3 years younger than the rest of the cast, and he never had real friends.
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He clearly has some deep unresolved childhood issues. I do feel bad when I heard about how Dennis Haskins (Belding) was the only friend he had on set, and I'm sure Haskins probably reached out to him because he saw him struggling with the other cast members.

I think the worst decision he probably made was not walking away from the Screech character after the College Years didn't pan out. Instead he came back to the New Class and played Screech for almost a decade longer. I get it was steady work but it really cemented he would never not be Screech.

I'm not sure if he was always a dick or became one as he grew older and bitter, but him being like that has to have costed him TV roles. With all the shows out there I find it hard to believe he couldn't find a spot somewhere, but because he's such a jackass he can't even get SyFy movie roles.
 
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