Scholar of the Week: GAVOL

[OWB]

Great question..

So GaVol, have you ever set fire to a church when business was slow?

Indeed . . .

hmy:

 

[GAVol]

Why does arthritic balm make a man's head and feet grow?

It's sort of like the big blue "L" that you see on a weather map every time a low pressure front approaches. You can see it on TV, but no matter how hard you look in the sky you'll never find it.

 

[GAVol]

1. Is traffic in Atlanta as great as everyone says it is?
2. Who do you hate on Volnation?

1. It's far worse. They just started repaving the 75/85 connector.

2. Every spammer that we haven't caught before they spammed.

 

[GAVol]

Kinda like a preacher...except you are more sincere and honest. So, have you ever let a dirty word slip out during a presentation?

You have no idea how hard it is to do a seminar on Child Safety and not suddenly break into a rendition of "He Touched Me".

 

[GAVol]

I never thought of a Church been insured, I think it's awful when people burn down a church, have you been involved with those situations?

The actual burning of the building or paying the claim?

 

[allvol123]

The actual burning of the building or paying the claim?

eewwwwwww!!!!!!! You are an insurance guy.

:furious3:

 

[GAVol]

:furious3:

Interestingly . . . That's what all people who have difficulty with insurance companies actually look like.

 

[hatvol96]

1. What was the greatest incarnation of The Four Horsemen? 2. Should there be a statue of Erk Russell in front of the Georgia State Capital Building?

 

[GAVol]

1. What was the greatest incarnation of The Four Horsemen? 2. Should there be a statue of Erk Russell in front of the Georgia State Capital Building?

1. I'd go with the originals Ole, Arn, Flair and Blanchard. Although Arn, Flair, Pillman and Benoit were kind of fun as well.

2. Absolutely. In fact they should replace the UGA mascot and start calling them the Erks.

 

[hatvol96]

Better SEC QB: John Lastinger or Bill Ransdell?

 

[hatvol96]

Better SEC Kicker: Kevin Butler or Fuad Reviez?

 

[hatvol96]

Better Law Enforcement Officer: Roscoe P. Coltrane or Buford T. Justice?

 

[GAVol]

Bill Ransdell . . . Anybody that QB's Kentucky to a winning season, a bowl win and beats Tennessee ought to be in the College Football Hall of Fame.

Lastinger may have been one of the worst SEC QBs of all time . . . and he was even worse as a Sports Anchor here in Macon.

 

[hatvol96]

Better Landlord: Stanley Roper or Ralph Furley?

 

[GAVol]

Better SEC Kicker: Kevin Butler or Fuad Reviez?

Fuad Reveiz because the first game I ever went to was the day he nailed one from 60 yards.

 

[GAVol]

Better Law Enforcement Officer: Roscoe P. Coltrane or Buford T. Justice?

Coltrane . . . His work environment was more hostile.

 

[GAVol]

Better Landlord: Stanley Roper or Ralph Furley?

Don Knotts was one of the greatest comedic actors of all time.

 

[hatvol96]

More Visionary Businessman: Fred Sanford or George Jefferson?

 

[GAVol]

More Visionary Businessman: Fred Sanford or George Jefferson?

Fred G. Sanford . . . If you can make it in Watts, you can make it anywhere. And he has a better succession plan in place with Lamont.

 

[hatvol96]

Better Father: Herman Munster or Gomez Addams?

 

[hatvol96]

Hotter: Barbara Billingsley or Donna Reed?

 

[hatvol96]

Better Brave: Barry Bonnell or Brian Asselstine?

 

[GAVol]

Better Father: Herman Munster or Gomez Addams?

Not sure, but I think Pugsley Addams might have been played by Phillip Fulmer.

 

[GAVol]

Hotter: Barbara Billingsley or Donna Reed?

Donna Reed in a landslide.

 

[hatvol96]

Better Leader: Ghandi or Malcolm X?