Shampoo-gate (Pelosi Hair Salon)

[golfballs]

Pelosi is either a hypocrite whose true actions prove coronavirus fear is politically manufactured, or she’s going to get people killed. Pick one, libs

 

[Orange_Crush]

You've already used that one.

Could let it slide on one conditioner.

That one fell a little flat...top.

 

[RavinDave]

Lawd!! Somebody stop this madness!!!

Well Pelosi told a bald face lie!

 

[evillawyer]

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Just a lot of hot air. Everyone is simply hairanguing Pelosi now.

 

[McDad]

That one fell a little flat...top.

You'll like it better after you mullet over.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Well Pelosi told a bald face lie!

I think you should mullet over a bit more before making an accusation like that.

 

[Orange_Crush]

You'll like it better after you mullet over.

You sunuva...

 

[McDad]

Well Pelosi told a bald face lie!

What did she have toupee for her haircut?

 

[Orange_Crush]

What did she have toupee for her haircut?

Just a little off the top.

 

[RavinDave]

You sunuva...

Got to get up early to compete with McDad.

I’m about to duck tail out of here for the night, me.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Y'all stop teasing.

 

[RavinDave]

What did she have toupee for her haircut?

Now you’re on my turf.

To pay or not to pay... that was my question several posts ago.

 

[volfanhill]

I think the owner is just pissed because her bottom line took a hair cut


Best I got.


I will see myself out

 

[Orange_Crush]

Puns flying like a flock of seagulls in here.

 

[McDad]

Just a little off the top.

I bet it put a crimp in her pocketbook.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I think the owner is just pissed because her bottom line took a hair cut


Best I got.


I will see myself out

Someone whisker out of here.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I swear, y'all are going to make me fade up out of here

 

[McDad]

Someone whisker out of here.

And locks the door.

 

[RavinDave]

Puns flying like a flock of seagulls in here.

Like a lying, dog face pony tail soldier.

 

[RavinDave]

And locks the door.

So who actually got fleeced in that deal?

 

[McDad]

Like a lying, dog face pony tail soldier.

Laughed so hard I coiffed.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Just a lot of hot air. Everyone is simply hairanguing Pelosi now.

Oh, what wicked webs we weave...

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I think you've extensions this bird's nest out long enough. I'm getting high and tight and calling it a night. Bangs on people.✌

*(I'm not really getting high)

 

[RavinDave]

Laughed so hard I coiffed.

Likewise.

 

[McDad]

I gotta call it a night.

Good times errybody