SOTU Address

[LadyVolette]

This is true. I'm such a softie, I cry during some commercials.

Which ones? I just cry when the St Judes commercials come on

 

[McDad]

Which ones? I just cry when the St Judes commercials come on

The ones where something related to a marriage is being advertised. Like diamond engagement rings.

My heart goes out to the poor, smitten bass turd bc he has no idea what's in store.

 

[LadyVolette]

The ones where something related to a marriage is being advertised. Like diamond engagement rings.

My heart goes out to the poor, smitten bass turd bc he has no idea what's in store.

omg.. marriage really isn’t for the weak lol

 

[McDad]

omg.. marriage really isn’t for the weak lol

I've been fortunate. Married to McRib 27 years this August. And I am delighted to say she is almost fully trained to submit to my authority as her husband. Of course, she only accomplished that because of my consistent training, patience, and forgiveness for her stubborness.

 

[VOLS INC.]

I've been fortunate. Married to McRib 27 years this August. And I am delighted to say she is almost fully trained to submit to my authority as her husband. Of course, she only accomplished that because of my consistent training, patience, and forgiveness for her stubborness.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I've been fortunate. Married to McRib 27 years this August. And I am delighted to say she is almost fully trained to submit to my authority as her husband. Of course, she only accomplished that because of my consistent training, patience, and forgiveness for her stubborness.

* Slow golf clap.

 

[LadyVolette]

I've been fortunate. Married to McRib 27 years this August. And I am delighted to say she is almost fully trained to submit to my authority as her husband. Of course, she only accomplished that because of my consistent training, patience, and forgiveness for her stubborness.

Ha! 23 years here, and I have pretty much got my husband like I want him, I just let him think he is in control He makes the major decisions but I pretty much laid the groundwork prior, as most Southern ladies do .. as much work as I put in, no way would I chuck the whole thing and no other woman is getting my money or stuff

 

[McDad]

Ha! 23 years here, and I have pretty much got my husband like I want him, I just let him think he is in control He makes the major decisions but I pretty much laid the groundwork prior, as most Southern ladies do .. as much work as I put in, no way would I chuck the whole thing and no other woman is getting my money or stuff

I am convinced this sentiment is what compels widows to weep at their deceased husband's funeral.

 

[LadyVolette]

I am convinced this sentiment is what compels widows to weep at their deceased husband's funeral.

No doubt..that and I love him also lol

 

[McDad]

No doubt..that and I love him also lol

Notice how you professed your love as an afterthought, though?

 

[hog88]

You da real MVP, Septic.

Who owes what to whom?????
@hog88
@DinkinFlicka

I think Dink won the bet, I'm not going to read the transcript to be sure though.

 

[LadyVolette]

Notice how you professed your love as an afterthought, though?

Hey, we are very transactional creatures, we women, I will ‘fess up to that

 

[VOLS INC.]

Notice how you professed your love as an afterthought, though?

Early in our relationship, I told my wife that I loved her. She replied that she loved me too. I hit her with the “I love you more”.

Her response: “Yeah, you’re probably right about that”.

It’s her honesty that I admire

 

[McDad]

I think Dink won the bet, I'm not going to read the transcript to be sure though.

In your face, you freaking loser. haha

We laugh at you and mock you in defeat.

Those VN bucks will cost you dearly.

 

[McDad]

Early in our relationship, I told my wife that I loved her. She replied that she loved me too. I hit her with the “I love you more”.

Her response: “Yeah, you’re probably right about that”.

It’s her honesty that I admire

McRib has never cried because of her feelings for me. Not our engagement, our wedding, any gifts, or trips.

She cries when the Saints won the super bowl and when LSU won the natty.

I know where I stand with her.

 

[hog88]

In your face, you freaking loser. haha

We laugh at you and mock you in defeat.

Those VN bucks will cost you dearly.

What's one more L in the column?

 

[McDad]

What's one more L in the column?

Good point.

But losing to @DinkinFlicka ??? That dude is a juvenile moron.

It's gotta sting a little.

 

[hog88]

Good point.

But losing to @DinkinFlicka ??? That dude is a juvenile moron.

It's gotta sting a little.

I'm numb, it happens after so many beatings.

 

[McDad]

I'm numb, it happens after so many beatings.

Understood.

You gotta admit @DinkinFlicka is literally the weakest poster on the board though, right?

 

[Orange defense]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

 

[hog88]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Who kisses co-workers spouses on the lips?

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

There used to be a whole thread that was nothing but angst about athletes not saluting flags and partaking in rituals.

You feel free to salute the rainbow if you want Chief.... I'll pass.

 

[OrangeBoro]

Who kisses co-workers spouses on the lips?

Is there a pineapple sitting on the porch of the WH?

 

[OrangeBoro]

You feel free to salute the rainbow if you want Chief.... I'll pass.

Racist, sexist, homophobe

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Racist, sexist, homophobe

I've never understood the term 'homophobe'. I am not the least bit scared of them.