Southern Sayings

[Slydell]

Slap the taste outta yer mouth.

 

[Jax_Vol]

I heard an original saying today. The only problem was that I couldn't understand a word that was coming out of the guys mouth.

Bless your little heart

 

[volfanhill]

Fair to middlen

 

[Slydell]

Either fish or cut bait.

 

[Slydell]

Well, shut my mouth.

 

[#JuanVol]

Sh!7 or get off the pot, boy. Grandfather always said that to make hurry up.

Moan back. Means come on back.

 

[ainge10heisman]

Sweating like a whore in church.

 

[hmanvolfan]

That smell was so bad it would knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon.

 

[Obsessed]

"It ain't done it"

" i swarnney "

"Uglier than a mud fence"

 

[volfanCLT]

He's got one eye goin coon huntin an one goin fishing

 

[Slydell]

If ya don't step back son, I'm gonna blouse that eye fer ya.

 

[Plano Vol]

Jeet (did ya eat?)

Noelesgoeet

 

[Plano Vol]

Well, shut my mouth.

and call me mumbles!

 

[Plano Vol]

Charge it to the dust and let the rain settle it

I wouldn't give him air if he was in a jug

All through hell and half of Georgia

There's a way for the willing and a hole for the dead

 

[Cyclopskiller]

He's got one eye goin coon huntin an one goin fishing

Hey, watch it pal

 

[Cyclopskiller]

If ya don't step back son, I'm gonna blouse that eye fer ya.

Hey, watch it pal

 

[vols_fan_68]

Hey, watch it pal

Hey that's a northern saying

 

[Cyclopskiller]

Hey that's a northern saying

F-face is frowned upon here on Volnation..

 

[AggieInTN]

In tall cotton.
Aint my first rodeo.
More than you can shake a stick at.
Don't trust him any further than I can throw him.
Fine as frogs hair.
Any time you're feeling froggy son, you just jump. (Generally from parents to children)
Like the dogs was after him.
As all get out.
Rearing to go.
All hat and no cattle.
Dumb as: Dirt, Door Nail, Brick, Box of Rocks.
Hotter than: Hell, Hades, Satan's dick, Two cats f***ing in a wool sock, a half f***ed fox in a forest fire, etc.
Aint got the good sense God gave a rock.


Lived with mid-westerners and an Australian before I moved to Tennessee. Apparently everything we say is weird.

 

[VolsNSkinsFan]

"I go to 1st Baptist"

 

[Obsessed]

Piss on the fire and call the dogs

 

[CagleMtnVol]

Runnin' around like a chicken with it's head cut off!

 

[vader]

Anybody ever heard a mutt dog referred to as a Sooner? :lol:

Yes. Yes I have.

(It only took 9 years for you to get your response)

 

[Slydell]

He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'll be there Lord willin' and the creeks don't rise.