ptcarter
Boomshanka! (Google that)
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What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
I've always wondered why this one is.Why is it called a 'safety'? Why not an 'oh damn' or a 'we suck'?
Why aren't the refs required to wear helmets, too?
Why are the stats for FGs measured from where the kick is made. but the stats for punts measured from the line of scrimmage?
Why did the SEC pick blue and yellow as their logo colors, when green is the one color not used by any SEC team?
Why do we still say "FBS" and "FCS" even though both tiers now have championship games/playoffs?
Why do we call it a pair of pants when it's a single garment?What's worse, a cold toilet seat or a warm one?
Why are shorts called shorts, but pants aren't called longs?
Do crabs think that fish can fly?
Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?
Is a lethal dose of something also a lifetime supply?
On another note, who else thinks you should get extra points for hitting the upright when you kick a field goal or extra point? So for a field goal you get 3 points if it goes through, but add another 3 points if it hits the post and goes through. If it hits the post and doesn't pass through both, you just get the 3 points.
An extra point gets you +2 if you hit the post.
Why don't the Big 12 and Big 10 switch names?
Why don't the yards lost from a sack come away from yards passing instead of yards rushing?
Was Dr. Ben Carson playing himself when he separated Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear in Stuck on You from 2003?