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#51
#51
Each play is reviewed by the replay official. If he sees something that makes him question the spot, call, etc., he tells the field official to stop the game, and conducts "further review."

The one I hate is: The punt was partially blocked. It's either blocked or not.
 
#52
#52
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

What happens on the second time you get scared half-to-death?
 
#53
#53
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

What happens on the second time you get scared half-to-death?

you still have 25% life. If it happens a third time, you're down to 12.5%. then 6.25%, 3.125%, 1.5625%, etc.
 
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#57
#57
Why can't we play with different colored footballs? White football when wearing white jersey and orange football when in Orange. It's just not fair that teams that have brown jerseys can use brown footballs.
 
#60
#60
Why do refs say: "This is the 2nd timeout of the first half"? Do they really have to remind us which half it is when it comes to timeouts? Who doesn't know how many time outs you get per half?
 
#62
#62
On another note, who else thinks you should get extra points for hitting the upright when you kick a field goal or extra point? So for a field goal you get 3 points if it goes through, but add another 3 points if it hits the post and goes through. If it hits the post and doesn't pass through both, you just get the 3 points.

An extra point gets you +2 if you hit the post.
 
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#63
#63
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

What's worse, a cold toilet seat or a warm one?

Why are shorts called shorts, but pants aren't called longs?

Do crabs think that fish can fly?

Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?

Is a lethal dose of something also a lifetime supply?
 
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#64
#64
If a vegan, crossfitter, bicycle riding person adopts an animal from a shelter which do they randomly insert into a conversation first?
 
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#66
#66
Why is it called a 'safety'? Why not an 'oh damn' or a 'we suck'?

Why aren't the refs required to wear helmets, too?

Why are the stats for FGs measured from where the kick is made. but the stats for punts measured from the line of scrimmage?

Why did the SEC pick blue and yellow as their logo colors, when green is the one color not used by any SEC team?

Why do we still say "FBS" and "FCS" even though both tiers now have championship games/playoffs?
I've always wondered why this one is.
 
#69
#69
What's worse, a cold toilet seat or a warm one?

Why are shorts called shorts, but pants aren't called longs?

Do crabs think that fish can fly?

Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?

Is a lethal dose of something also a lifetime supply?
Why do we call it a pair of pants when it's a single garment?
 
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#71
#71
On another note, who else thinks you should get extra points for hitting the upright when you kick a field goal or extra point? So for a field goal you get 3 points if it goes through, but add another 3 points if it hits the post and goes through. If it hits the post and doesn't pass through both, you just get the 3 points.

An extra point gets you +2 if you hit the post.

I like it. It's like football's version of basketball's 3-pointer. Adds more variability and uncertainty to the short gimmes. Good addition in the extra point fix too.

Or maybe they should just have the goalposts rotate....
 
#73
#73
Why don't the Big 12 and Big 10 switch names?

Why don't the yards lost from a sack come away from yards passing instead of yards rushing?

Was Dr. Ben Carson playing himself when he separated Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear in Stuck on You from 2003?
 
#74
#74
Why don't the Big 12 and Big 10 switch names?

Why don't the yards lost from a sack come away from yards passing instead of yards rushing?

Was Dr. Ben Carson playing himself when he separated Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear in Stuck on You from 2003?

because the ball hasn't been thrown. Would a QB rush count for the passing yards? only difference is the relation to the line of scrimmage.
 

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