Uh Oh!!! It's half time in Mulga, Alabama. Down at the water plant, they are pumping by hand as fast as they can (those that were sentenced to work tonight).
In all fairness, it is Saban. Pretty sure they get an azzchewing if they perform flawlessly.
Well, if he still feels up to it after screaming at the media and fans.
"Stupid fans should have bought me two houses"