The 10,000,000 th Post Countdown Thread.

[ruggy1]

Congratulations! You've won a week off, all expenses to be paid by you.

Please do not re-register, or your vacation will become a permanent one.

 

[ruggy1]

New process for banning members
The upper staff have discussed this at length, and it has now been decided that, in addition to the warnings system, members can now be banned simply if moderators want them to be. Of course this needs a bit of weight behind it and we want to keep this fair, so a member will be banned as soon as 10 moderators request or support the banning. Feel free to check the member watch list if you need ideas for who you want banned.

Use this thread to request or support bans on members just because they are annoying, and we'll keep this first post updated with recent tallies.

 

[ruggy1]

Have been wondering about all the mod and admin name changes yesterday :whistling: and just realised everyone is back to usual today.

 

[ruggy1]

http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/5//3970/3970475_sprite278.swf

 

[BadJerry20]

Ruggy you need to visit the Bad Jerry goes schizo thread in the zone.

 

[ruggy1]

ok on the way

 

[ruggy1]

HELLO any one:whistling:

 

[orangeblooded2]

:whistling:

 

[ruggy1]

Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

 

[orangeblooded2]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot's caught in the door!

 

[orangeblooded2]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock

 

[ruggy1]

The last time I heard someone fart in a public restroom it sounded like Donald Duck blowing his nose really hard, mixed with someone pouring wet mud onto concrete.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.

 

[orangeblooded2]

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who's there?

 

[orangeblooded2]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock...

 

[orangeblooded2]

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?

Yes.

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

 

[orangeblooded2]

Who's there?

Eskimo Christian Italian.

Eskimo Christian Italian who?
Eskimo Christian Italian no lies.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?

 

[orangeblooded2]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Little old lady?

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

 

[ruggy1]

How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Ok, OK a change of pace.

 

[ruggy1]

Politicians & diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.