The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

[Vercingetorix]

I never knew how many things I couldn't live without before amazon

You have Prime yet? The free shipping is life-changing. I had a box of Q-Tips delivered today. That's it. Mrs Verc asked me to pick her some up at the store, but it was easier and cheaper just to pull out the phone and have it delivered than to try to remember or make a special trip. Q-Tips from the internet.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I see. Although if your initial description was correct and Mrs V couldn't keep her hands off you, then cold balls should be the least of your worries, no? Plus....easier access.

I imagine Mrs Verc won't be able to keep her hands off me inside, but alas, that won't help much when I'm outside glowering into the darkness. She won't even take her socks off in bed, so I can't imagine she'll be out in the elements sheltering my testicles. Raw Obi Wan magentism will only get you so far.

Besides, I'm not sure I can own a robe that doesn't actually qualify as "flowing." Isn't that part of it? Otherwise you might as well just wrap up in a bath towel.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Ftw

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Gots to have the novelty cock butcher tee

 

[LotteryPick]

I'm no good at sleeping, you guys.

 

[Regulator]

My fear about a robe is kinda like wearing pajama pants that don't have a fly closure. Gotta keep the horse in the barn until it's time to ride.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Jerome Dews is now being told he will play WR instead of OLB.

 

[BigOrange15]

Jerome Dews is now being told he will play WR instead of OLB.

Wuuut? Didn't see that coming.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Leaving today on my annual pilgrimage to South Dakota to blast pheasants from the sky with my Dad and a bunch of other old men. Always a good time.
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[NochNoch]

Leaving today on my annual pilgrimage to South Dakota to blast pheasants from the sky with my Dad and a bunch of other old men. Always a good time.
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Must be nice to have a vacation...after a vacation.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

I loved the Percy Harvin role Pig played two weeks ago. Think he'll really progress in the second half.

100% agree. Been waiting for that from him since he signed.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Anyone wish to explain the meaning of this picture to the uninformed in the room?

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Standard Textile | Hospitality | Luxury

We got robes. What's up?

 

[FalcoVol]

Anyone wish to explain the meaning of this picture to the uninformed in the room?

Robert Pera, Grizzlies owner, $1 million bet with MJ to play one-on-one, MJ chickened out, etc...

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Robert Pera, Grizzlies owner, $1 million bet with MJ to play one-on-one, MJ chickened out, etc...

That kid in the picture looks about 15.

 

[TBrown]

Robert Pera, Grizzlies owner, $1 million bet with MJ to play one-on-one, MJ chickened out, etc...

Pretty apparent with the post quoted above the picture ha

 

[FalcoVol]

That kid in the picture looks about 15.

Several billion dollars of net worth will do that for you I guess.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Pretty apparent with the post quoted above the picture ha

Looking back now, you are correct. I didn't even bother to read the quote...

 

[zjcvols]

100% agree. Been waiting for that from him since he signed.

Even though Dooley signed him, Pig is perfect for Jones' offense.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Must be nice to have a vacation...after a vacation.

Yeah, funny how that worked out. I'll have been off of work for a month when I get back off leave.
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[GAVol]

Even though Dooley signed him, Pig is perfect for Jones' offense.

No doubt about it. Last year I was wanting to see him move over to RB so he could get more touches. Now, between the jet sweeps, end arounds etc., he'll get those touches.

 

[NochNoch]

Yeah, funny how that worked out. I'll have been off of work for a month when I get back off leave.
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Lucky man, good for you. Enjoy shooting stuff.

 

[zjcvols]

Trying to duck this cold but it ain't working.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Lucky man, good for you. Enjoy shooting stuff.

I honestly don't feel good about getting paid for sitting on my ass the last two weeks. I do, however, have an additional 20 days of unpaid furlough coming my way this year, so I'm not going to complain much.
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[Notorious B.E.N]

Wow...