The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Cucumbers are disgusting. IMO.

 

[vols 30]

Save the cucumbers for four play

Now it's a party....

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Lol at Brown's trip to the recruiting forum to bump Tee Shepard's epic quote

You know that's not a real quote right?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Cucumbers are disgusting. IMO.

Only good when dipped in ranch.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Save the cucumbers for four play

Is the cucumber for you or her?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Is the cucumber for you or her?

Pretty obvious, him.

 

[Vercingetorix]

How do you feel about kids losing academic scholarships for not performing academically?

If he's legitimately not performing academically -- both in terms of the absolute standards he's supposed to hit, as well as compared with other players -- then I'm fine with it. If he's being singled out and dumped because the coach wants his scholarship back, then I'm adamantly against it. Same with Saban-style fake injuries. I'd rather lose than be evil.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Haters gonna hate. Finna have a Woodford and hot tea right now and sit on my porch in my robe like a grown ass man.

Please tell me the Woodford isn't actually going INTO the hot tea.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

The Red Sox have a few dudes I'd probably rather not square up if the s hit goes down

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

The Red Sox have a few dudes I'd probably rather not square up if the s hit goes down

Napoli?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Please tell me the Woodford isn't actually going INTO the hot tea.

In the words of Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew: Please don't knock it, until you try it.

Hey look buddy, I understand entirely. Woodford is best sipped, on the rocks (as are all fine bourbons and whiskeys) but Jesus H Christ man mix it up. Variety is the spice of life, Verc. It's in the Bible.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Napoli?

Yep, and Big Papi and even Rossy.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

In the words of Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew: Please don't knock it, until you try it.

Hey look buddy, I understand entirely. Woodford is best sipped, on the rocks (as are all fine bourbons and whiskeys) but Jesus H Christ man mix it up. Variety is the spice of life, Verc. It's in the Bible.

Lmao @ hey look buddy

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Lmao @ hey look buddy

I try to incorporate that phrase in my day to day life on a semi daily basis. Whether it be on the Internet or real life.

 

[TBrown]

Haven't donned my robe in a quick minute, but isn't quite cold enough yet.

 

[TBrown]

But apparently bonfires at 82 are the move so what do I know

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I used to have a robe, then i hit puberty.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Haven't donned my robe in a quick minute, but isn't quite cold enough yet.

Robes = Instant baller status.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I used to have a robe, then i hit puberty.

Thinking about wearing a red oriental robe and getting a pair of nunchucks and going as Chaz from Wedding Crashers for Halloween.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Thinking about wearing a red oriental robe and getting a pair of nunchucks and going as Chaz from Wedding Crashers for Halloween.

I might get a kimono and be Red from Pineapple Express.

 

[vol2013]

You know that's not a real quote right?

Not until now, gives me a sad. Still one of my favorites though, I am a fan of anybody that is related to a guy that is committed to Notre Dame up until signing day and then says that his career would be better served at Houston.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Jim Leyland: Baseball man.

Fredi Gonzalez: Sandwich man.

 

[vol2013]

Tigers got the better end of the Peavy trade

 

[Vercingetorix]

In the words of Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew: Please don't knock it, until you try it.

Hey look buddy, I understand entirely. Woodford is best sipped, on the rocks (as are all fine bourbons and whiskeys) but Jesus H Christ man mix it up. Variety is the spice of life, Verc. It's in the Bible.

I'm not suggesting that you always have to be a purist; rather, I'm suggesting that it's a waste of your good bourbon to dump it in something as overpowering as tea. I drink almost all my whiskey neat, but there's a big bottle of Bushmills white label in my cabinet whose entire purpose is to go into coffee occasionally.

I'm sad for your Woodford. It's like spending $30 on a lobster dinner and having it completely overpowered by the smell of something else.

 

[TBrown]

Grizzlies have the best owner ever