But seriously folks. This no-replay is an outrage...a travesty...it's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
And something's got to be done to stop the injustice that's sure to take place on Saturday night. I know it, you know it, the SEC knows it...It's coming...A Bama defender is going to pick off a Crompton pass, return it, only to prematurely release it prior to crossing the goal line...the Alabama jumbotron operator, Oswald I think his name is, won't make the replay available for the officials...and Tennessee will go on to lose the game thanks to this bogus touchdown.
But how could this possibly be prevented?.....
I've got it! UT's#1Fan, the brilliant bastard, has been preaching the solution all along! The Vols should start Stephens! This would easily foil the SEC's plans to screw the Vols with a no-review on an interception return...Nick Stephens, as UT's#1Fan has proclaimed so emphatically, is UT's best quarterback. Alabama would never be able to intercept a Stephens pass! And if they can't pick it, they can't return it!
UT's#1Fan...you diabolical wizard, you! You've done it!