The "Billy Clyde Era" from a former player....

#51
#51
IA VOL said:
Ohhhh, well that changes everything. I didn't realize that the REALLY BIG stuff is going to come out in the future. I'll be waiting on pins and needles.

How about you just appreciate the situation you have now instead of making things up on the internet about former coaches and we'll all be better off.

Haven't scratched the surface yet. :acute:
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Yeah, the part about eating babies and worshipping Satan is considered classified.
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#52
#52
not many coaches are the "same" during recruiting as they are coaching.

kinda like when you're getting to know a girl and she never farts or takes dumps, her legs are always shaved and she likes to give the sucky. marry her, see how long that takes to change
 
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#53
wildnkrazykat said:
not many coaches are the "same" during recruiting as they are dating.

kinda like when you're getting to know a girl and she never farts or takes dumps, her legs are always shaved and she likes to give the sucky. marry her, see how long that takes to change
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Word to that.
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wildnkrazykat said:
not many coaches are the "same" during recruiting as they are coaching.

kinda like when you're getting to know a girl and she never farts or takes dumps, her legs are always shaved and she likes to give the sucky. marry her, see how long that takes to change
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I spent 20 years of my life in a baseball locker room and never smelled anything as foul as my wife's farts.

You broads are sick.
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#57
#57
we have to cook that rotgut food for ya'll and our lil digestive systems aren't made to handle it.

but i don't really see how u think roses smell bad
 
#58
#58
NYYVol said:
I spent 20 years of my life in a baseball locker room and never smelled anything as foul as my wife's farts.

You broads are sick.
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The only way to remotely get even is to catch them with their head under the covers, and let the big SBD fart and keep the under long as possible.
 
#60
#60
Hardwood_fanatic said:
The only way to remotely get even is to catch them with their head under the covers, and let the big SBD fart and keep the under long as possible.
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The Dutch Oven is nice. And I also enjoy when she's trying to enjoy a meal by walking by her and crop dusting her and the food.
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NYYVol said:
The Dutch Oven is nice. And I also enjoy when she's trying to enjoy a meal by walking by her and crop dusting her and the food.
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Crop dusting is a useful tactic. Going out to start the car on a cold morning, releasing a bomb and turning on the heater works well too. If its potent, it will linger in the vents for at least 10 minutes.
 
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#64
Hardwood_fanatic said:
Crop dusting is a useful tactic. Going out to start the car on a cold morning, releasing a bomb and turning on the heater works well too. If its potent, it will linger in the vents for at least 10 minutes.
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Well this thread certainly went in an unpredicted direction. :p
 
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