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#652
#652
FS you should buy this shirt -- 95 wrote a review about it
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
 
#653
#653
508mikey said:
FS you should buy this shirt -- 95 wrote a review about it
41GlByFzNgL._AA280_.jpg
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Obviously I've missed a good 95 review!
 
#654
#654
vol_in_ar said:
The fierce snake shirt, sounds more impressive than the Ford shirt
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Not a Sensible comparison.

Both are great for different reasons.

I may be going to the Sprint store to find why l can't use live or livestream for youtube.
Also Yahoo answers it's no longer available which is frusrating.
 
#655
#655
firestorm said:
Not a Sensible comparison.

Both are great for different reasons.

I may be going to the Sprint store to find why l can't use live or livestream for youtube.
Also Yahoo answers it's no longer available which is frusrating.
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Those bozos will just try and sell you a new phone -- use google not yahoo
 
#656
#656
508mikey said:
Those bozos will just try and sell you a new phone -- use google not yahoo
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I assume you mean the search engine.
Odd I couldn't use the livestresm YouTube, and that feature disappears.

I did get 2 videos recorded of Icehouse today 1 to show games and where I was sitting, the other the end of Jags Jets Overtime game which was a entertaining close decent game.
 
#657
#657
Great news my camera allows me to use YouTube live stream except need certain areas or else I'll be restricted to 1:43.

I did find a size Large Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger tshirt, And Light Blue Wrangler relaxed boot jeans which I'll buy be buying when I have more money.

I did buy a Horror movie Lake Fear 2 The Swamp.
Spring breakers visit the Florida Everglades, are attacked by flesh ripping alligators and might involve a murderer that is a human.
 
#658
#658
firestorm said:
I assume you mean the search engine.
Odd I couldn't use the livestresm YouTube, and that feature disappears.

I did get 2 videos recorded of Icehouse today 1 to show games and where I was sitting, the other the end of Jags Jets Overtime game which was a entertaining close decent game.
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On Youtube ? Not seeing them
 
#659
#659
508mikey said:
On Youtube ? Not seeing them
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Because I haven't uploaded either yet.
I'll see if I can do a live youtube video in the Ralston Park if I can then that is where I will make the Texans steamrolled the Titans 57-14 reaction 2017 nfl week 4 YouTube video.

It's a beautiful warm day so use the outdoors
 
#660
#660
firestorm said:
Because I haven't uploaded either yet.
I'll see if I can do a live youtube video in the Ralston Park if I can then that is where I will make the Texans steamrolled the Titans 57-14 reaction 2017 nfl week 4 YouTube video.

It's a beautiful warm day so use the outdoors
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Nothing there -- were the locusts out again ?
 
#662
#662
Ok I have 1 Icehouse video uploaded, the longer 1 will be uploaded soon.
I'm using a livestreaming Texans steamrolled the Titans 57-14 my reaction YouTube video.
 
#663
#663
508mikey said:
Nothing there -- were the locusts out again ?
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No I got a call from a friend about stuff he wanted resolved with another friend because it involved me.
I wasn't far from Brewskies a restaurant so not surprised I agreed and didn't wait
 
#664
#664
Ok I'm changing it to a not live youtube video for the Texans steamrolled the Titans 57-14 because the it has time missing and a video picture I don't want which is me still talking.
 
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