The Infantryman’s Arrogance

[hog88]

And don't forget, it's not gay if it's cold.

Nope. It's only gay if you get a chub.

 

[xJesusx56]

That's just the uh... Pistol grip from my rifle. Yeah, that's it.

 

[hog88]

^^I take it you are a Marine...

 

[xJesusx56]

Always liked Marines.

You have horrible taste IMO JMO TIFWIW

 

[hog88]

You have horrible taste IMO JMO TIFWIW

And make bad decisions.

 

[xJesusx56]

And make bad decisions.

So THAT'S why they call you hog. It all makes perfect sense now.

 

[hog88]

So THAT'S why they call you hog. It all makes perfect sense now.

Go ugly early and avoid the rush.

 

[xJesusx56]

Go big and go home.

I'm glad you understood what I was referring too. My man.

 

[hog88]

Go big and go home.

I'm glad you understood what I was referring too. My man.

I won the bet once.

 

[xJesusx56]

I'd buy you a beer for that.


All of my penis references have disappeared. Must have been a POG

 

[YankeeVol]

I'd buy you a beer for that.


All of my penis references have disappeared. Must have been a POG

That's the only logical explanation :toast:

 

[YorkVol]

And don't forget, it's not gay if it's cold.

Middle of a three ranger spoon?

 

[xJesusx56]

Middle of a three ranger spoon?

That's the warmest spot, but we can rotate if you want.. I don't want you to feel left out!

 

[malinoisvol]

Middle of a three ranger spoon?

Wait a minute... who holds the piddle pack in this situation. Lol

This thread is funny. Funny haha not the other.

 

[YorkVol]

Wait a minute... who holds the piddle pack in this situation. Lol

This thread is funny. Funny haha not the other.

Piddle pack?

 

[malinoisvol]

So you don't have to leave your bag in the middle of your sleep schedule.

It comes in real handy when its -20°.

 

[xJesusx56]

You bring the piddle pack, I'll bring the wag bag.

 

[Grand Vol]

Piddle pack?

C'mon York. I'm USAF and even I know what that is.

 

[xJesusx56]

C'mon York. I'm USAF and even I know what that is.

To be fair, I'd never heard of that one either. I'm not an old, crusty, saltdog either, so that's not surprising.

 

[Grand Vol]

To be fair, I'd never heard of that one either. I'm not an old, crusty, saltdog either, so that's not surprising.

Gatorade bottle. And once you get enough in, you toss it at your feet and it warms them up.

Not that I've ever done anything like that...

 

[hog88]

To be fair, I'd never heard of that one either. I'm not an old, crusty, saltdog either, so that's not surprising.

I am old and crusty and never heard of a piddle pack.

 

[xJesusx56]

Gatorade bottle. And once you get enough in, you toss it at your feet and it warms them up.

Not that I've ever done anything like that...

Tucking your hands under your balls is a pretty good hand warmer in a pinch too. Or so I've heard...

 

[Grand Vol]

Tucking your hands under your balls is a pretty good hand warmer in a pinch too. Or so I've heard...

As long as it's yours and not someone else.

 

[Grand Vol]

I am old and crusty and never heard of a piddle pack.

They weren't around during the Civil War grandpa.

 

[xJesusx56]

I thought it wasn't gay if it's cold? That guy lied to me..